Beer Survey

Are you trying to start a fight

 

Cruzcampo gran reserva

 

A set of jump leads walks into a pub. Landlord says, "Hey, don't start anything

 

Man walks into a bar and says to a guy standing at the bar.............
do you wanna here a joke about a tradesman?
The guy says.......i'm 6ft 4, weight 20 stone and i'm a plumber, my mate is 6ft 6, weighs 24 stone and is a sparky.............now, do you still wanna tell your joke?
**** no says the man, i don't want to have to explain it twice

 

A horse walks into a bar and asks for a double whisky. The barman syas " We have a whisky named after you. "
The horse says " What,,, You have a whisky called Eric?

 

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks "Where's Eric?" so the horse replied "prwwwwwwww pwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrr".

 

A man walks into a bar and sue's the landlord.

Fact.

 

ARE WE ALLOWED TO SAY **** ON HERE NOW THEN?

 

A bloke walks into a pub in Stoke and asks for a Gin and Tonic.

He was beaten to a pulp by the locals.

 

M&B Highgate Mild. Loverly.

M&B Brew XI. Loverly

Marston's Pedigree. Loverly

Wadworth's 6X. Loverly

Theakston's XXXB. Loverly

All beer. Loverly

 

Carlsberg. Okay.

Carling Black Label. ****

Fosters. P!ss

Stella Artois. Loverly

Kronenberg 1664. Loverly

Sol. Loverly

Budweiser. WAAAAASSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP!

 

Cider. For girls.