Beer Survey

Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by tonynoarm, Mar 8, 2010.

  1. tonynoarm

    tonynoarm New Member

    Lager or Bitter and which brewer?
     
  2. chippie244

    chippie244 Super Member

    Are you trying to start a fight
     
  3. chippie244

    chippie244 Super Member

  4. audi-evo

    audi-evo Active Member

    Cruzcampo gran reserva
    :)
     
  5. tonynoarm

    tonynoarm New Member

    It's Marston's Pedigree for me.
     
  6. ­

    ­ New Member

    A set of jump leads walks into a pub. Landlord says, "Hey, don't start anything
     
  7. tonynoarm

    tonynoarm New Member

  8. audi-evo

    audi-evo Active Member

    Man walks into a bar and says to a guy standing at the bar.............
    do you wanna here a joke about a tradesman?
    The guy says.......i'm 6ft 4, weight 20 stone and i'm a plumber, my mate is 6ft 6, weighs 24 stone and is a sparky.............now, do you still wanna tell your joke?
    **** no says the man, i don't want to have to explain it twice :)
     
  9. joinerjohn

    joinerjohn New Member

    A horse walks into a bar and asks for a double whisky. The barman syas " We have a whisky named after you. "
    The horse says " What,,, You have a whisky called Eric?
     
  10. Ú¶

    Ú¶ New Member

    A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks "Where's Eric?" so the horse replied "prwwwwwwww pwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrr".
     
  11. ­

    ­ New Member

    A man walks into a bar and sue's the landlord.

    Fact.
     
  12. tonynoarm

    tonynoarm New Member

    A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "I can't serve you." The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun-guy.
     
  13. tonynoarm

    tonynoarm New Member

    Two blondes walk into the bar....You'd think one of them would of seen it!
     
  14. tonynoarm

    tonynoarm New Member

    Q - Why are Scousers like laxatives?
    A - Because they irritate the **** out of you.
     
  15. tonynoarm

    tonynoarm New Member

    Q - Why are Scousers like laxatives?
    A - Because they irritate the * out of you.

    [Edited by: admin]
     
  16. dryliner essex

    dryliner essex New Member

    ARE WE ALLOWED TO SAY **** ON HERE NOW THEN?
     
  17. Chuck Wanoff

    Chuck Wanoff New Member

    A bloke walks into a pub in Stoke and asks for a Gin and Tonic.

    He was beaten to a pulp by the locals.
     
  18. unphased

    unphased Screwfix Select

    M&B Highgate Mild. Loverly.

    M&B Brew XI. Loverly

    Marston's Pedigree. Loverly

    Wadworth's 6X. Loverly

    Theakston's XXXB. Loverly

    All beer. Loverly
     
  19. unphased

    unphased Screwfix Select

    Carlsberg. Okay.

    Carling Black Label. ****

    Fosters. P!ss

    Stella Artois. Loverly

    Kronenberg 1664. Loverly

    Sol. Loverly

    Budweiser. WAAAAASSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP!
     
  20. unphased

    unphased Screwfix Select

    Cider. For girls.
     

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