The dreaded lurgy has hit the Advocate household, with all members - bar one so far - coming down with various intensities of V&D. For most, it was a case of a few hurls and stomach cramps and a fairly quick recovery. For one, it was accompanied with a fast trot to the toilet bowl as well. You will all be pleased to hear that it was all very minor in my own personal case - no vomiting and none of the other stuff either. But I was off my food, and couldn't even summon a glass of whisky to my lips - it was that bad. However, a rare new symptom struck me - and, as a consequence - the rest of the family this morn. I woke up and realised I was not fully over the bug, still feeling slightly tender, somewhat semi-detached. Then, in the kitchen, whilst getting everyone ready, it happened... I burped. I realised instantly that this was no ordinary burp. It stank. To high heaven. Evil it was. My wife came in to the kitchen, recoiled, and immediately accused me of having farted. In the midst of her calling me 'disgusting' and much much worse, I maintained my innocence - I had not farted (shades of Damian Green 'denials' here?) I then confessed what it actually was - and she ran off nearly hurling at the thought of it. Needless to say, I burped again.
Well thanks for that insight DA. Much like the sensation waking up to find the bloomin country has voted to leave the EU...
Try probiotic yogurt,which contains live active bacteria cultures containing bacteria like Lactobacillus acidophilus, great if your poorly & have gut rot.
Doctor recommended a couple of probiotic yogurts a day, when I was recovering from appendicitis op a few years ago.
Yes Doctor B, excellent. Is it you? If so can I come round to your consulting rooms? I suddenly feel a need for treatment.
Dev ... behave yourself man. We will have no more of this nonsense. Who changes a trusted avi? Have you taken leave of your senses? It makes me uncomfortable. Just put the avi back & we will say no more.