Discussion in 'Electricians' Talk' started by Ind spark, May 24, 2021.

  1. Ind spark

    Ind spark Active Member

    I was working in a cemetery today and the groundsman told me something i never knew.
    He said you know the people that live in the houses opposite the cemetery their not allowed to be buried in the cemetery.

    Bet no one knows why.
  2. koolpc

    koolpc Screwfix Select

    He was winding you up.
  3. Ind spark

    Ind spark Active Member

    He wasn't do you know why?
  4. BriB

    BriB Member

    It was a pet cemetery ?
  5. Ind spark

    Ind spark Active Member

    No it's because their not dead :D

    Well I thought it was funny lol.
  6. goldwise

    goldwise Active Member

    Your jokes are as bad as your grammar.
  7. Ind spark

    Ind spark Active Member

    Thanks :)
  8. Astramax

    Astramax Super Member

    Used to be the groundsman at a cemetery, quite a responsible job as I had 3675 people under me.
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  9. Comlec

    Comlec Screwfix Select

    The old ones are the best

  10. Astramax

    Astramax Super Member

    Bug ger the grammar it's a laugh. :D
  11. Ind spark

    Ind spark Active Member

    Cheer ma te ;)
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  12. Tony Goddard

    Tony Goddard Screwfix Select

    Hmm, alongside my duties as a local spark I also do the occasional bit of undertaking when required, I was squaring up a grave just before christmas on a misty morning about 6.00AM, I was down the hole and heard a car drive up the driveway, having finished tidying up the grave I climbed up the stepladder and emerged, the occupant of the car was putting flowers on a nearby grave - seeing me rise from the ground in the mist the poor woman shrieked and ran back to her car speeding away.
  13. The Happy Builder

    The Happy Builder Screwfix Select

    Try earth rod testing in a churchyard and see what comments you get from the builders as you are stepping it out and pushing temporary electrodes in between the graves.
  14. Astramax

    Astramax Super Member

    Know probblim.:)
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  15. TangerineDream

    TangerineDream Active Member

  16. The cemetery round the corner from me is always busy, I don't see the appeal myself, infact people are dying to get in there o_O
  17. TangerineDream

    TangerineDream Active Member

    :D:D:D always a dead giveaway when there's a queue!
  18. I've been working as a grave digger for 15 years, no promos nothing, it really is a dead end job :rolleyes:
  19. TangerineDream

    TangerineDream Active Member

    Oh man you're killing it!
  20. sparky steve

    sparky steve Screwfix Select

    Has anyone heard about the cemetery for alcoholics?
    It's haunted by spirits.

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