Christmas Wish

Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by The Dormouse, Dec 23, 2007.

  1. The Dormouse

    The Dormouse New Member

    I wish I had false ceilings that roll back automatically on December 15th allowing last years decorations to drop down & a holographic xmas tree to be projected down into a corner. They would retract on 12th night & the ceilings would roll back into position. Xmas cards would be automatically emailed on the 20th to everyone on my list together with vouchers for presents as appropriate. Telephone callers would be entertained by a medley of Xmas music.
     
  2. ª¹

    ª¹ New Member

    I'm sitting naked at my pc thinking of you, Dormouse.
     
  3. The Dormouse

    The Dormouse New Member

  4. ª¹

    ª¹ New Member

    That's my caveman! ;)
     
  5. The Dormouse

    The Dormouse New Member

    I should explain that remark. I have hacked into your system using advanced software called ‘Invade’ that can use a distant monitor as a video camera & transmit pictures via the internet.
     
  6. ª¹

    ª¹ New Member

    Oh NOOOOOOOOOO!

    Please don't post that pic of me licking a rectal thermometer whilst dressed up as a goldfish.
     
  7. The Dormouse

    The Dormouse New Member

    Too late. A COSMOPOLITAN team was taking pictures through the window behind you.
     

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