Christmas Wish

I wish I had false ceilings that roll back automatically on December 15th allowing last years decorations to drop down & a holographic xmas tree to be projected down into a corner. They would retract on 12th night & the ceilings would roll back into position. Xmas cards would be automatically emailed on the 20th to everyone on my list together with vouchers for presents as appropriate. Telephone callers would be entertained by a medley of Xmas music.

 

Ugh!

 

I should explain that remark. I have hacked into your system using advanced software called ‘Invade’ that can use a distant monitor as a video camera & transmit pictures via the internet.

 

Too late. A COSMOPOLITAN team was taking pictures through the window behind you.