Deepest irony.

If only that were true.

 

No-one's perfect.

Practice makes perfect, guess i`ll give up practicing then...

 

At least all the posters understand 'irony'.

 

I'd keep on practicing if I were you.


Twit.

In first place with a score of 99.9% the award for highly original comeback goes to... Advocatus diablo.


or is it TWIT ,you know you really should not sign your name that way.



advocatus dei

 

Rene Descartes was sitting in a bar.
The barman says "another drink Sir" ?
Descarte says "I think not"
and disappeared !

 

This thread will <u>never</u> sort the wheat from the chaffinch so I'm glad I didn't post on it innit.

 

And with a score of 103% for poor spelling, comes
'Twit'.

Beaten only by his stratospheric score for
misunderstanding posts.

103% hahahahahahahahaha, wow you have to laugh ... well perhaps not .This guy is so dense light bends round him. A man who would be out of his depth in a car park puddle...err come on MR slow lets see if you have a decent comeback this time.........clocks ticking....... probably for a long time...

 

Everyone hates you - go away sad fool.

 

Everyone hates you - go away sad fool.

if you were any more stupid, you would have to be watered twice a week

 

If your 'witty' comebacks were any older they would come with an antiquity certificate.

Original thought takes little effort - but apparently beyond your mental powers.