Do you have an intellectual pun?

Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by jackts, Mar 11, 2009.

  1. jackts

    jackts New Member

    The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
    He acquired his size from too much pi.
     
  2. ­

    ­ New Member

    Cor, that's great, do you know any more?
     
  3. Captain Leaky

    Captain Leaky New Member

    What's another word for thesaurus?
     
  4. Goodwill

    Goodwill Member

    Ontology
     
  5. Mr GrimNasty

    Mr GrimNasty Active Member

    A 3-legged dog goes into an old west saloon, he limps up to the bar and barks "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw".
     
  6. I'm With Stupid

    I'm With Stupid New Member

    Why do we ask questions?


    IWS: It Was Subtle :)
     
  7. HOTDOG ø

    HOTDOG ø Active Member

    One day, all the human body parts started arguing about who was on top… The mouth said, ”I should be on top because, without me, you wouldn’t be able to eat.” Then the stomach said, ”Ya but if it weren’t for me, you wouldn’t be able to digest and transfer all the minerals and vitamins throughout the body, I should be on top.” Then the heart said, ”I should be on top because I’m the one who takes the blood from point A to point B. Without me, the body would die.” Then the brain said, ” Well, without me, you wouldn’t be able to move, eat, digest or allow circulation of blood, so I should be on top.” Now, the ******* was beginning to get annoyed, ”You know, I should be on top because I can just shut my hole and then **** will accumulate and block the digestive track and screw all of you up.” It was chaos, everyone was yelling and fighting. Finally, the ******* got fed up, ”That’s it, I’m fed up, I’m shutting up my hole.”

    So for a few days, the body couldn’t **** and the brain had trouble moving, the stomach digesting, the mouth eating and the blood flow going, everyone was begging the ******* to open up, The brain said, ”Please open up, you made your point, your on top, just open up.” The ******* smiled, ”So everyone agrees that I’m on top?” ”YES” everyone shouted. ”OK!” so the ******* opened up and the body could **** again. The moral of this story is, you have to be an ******* to be on top…
     
  8. HOTDOG ø

    HOTDOG ø Active Member

    work out the ***'s for yourselves!

    That's the intellectual bit! :^O
     
  9. ­

    ­ New Member

    is it 'ear'?
     
  10. Captain Leaky

    Captain Leaky New Member

    Could be Uranus?
     
  11. Lover

    Lover New Member

    Kumquats are nice.
     
  12. G Brown

    G Brown New Member

    Earhole?
     
  13. jackts

    jackts New Member

    Cor, that's great, do you know any more?

    Of corse...

    I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
     
  14. Lover

    Lover New Member

    . Eskimos in a kayak were chilly, so they started a fire, which sank the craft, proving the old adage you can't have your canoe and eat it two.
     
  15. Mr GrimNasty

    Mr GrimNasty Active Member

    In the 1920s Eskimos had to leave the comfort of their Ig in the middle of the night to go to the Loo at the bottom of their ice flow. Fact.
     
  16. bigjules

    bigjules New Member

    There's a new Canadian lottery for Eskimos only - apparently you have to be Inuit to win it.........
     
  17. decorator dave

    decorator dave New Member

    And the one who wouln't die Sir Vivor
     
  18. decorator dave

    decorator dave New Member

    or the one with no hood Sir Cumcision
     
  19. decorator dave

    decorator dave New Member

    or the psychiatric one Sir Tified
     
  20. tomplum

    tomplum Active Member

    and the one that got the prince was,
    Sir ra furgee
     

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