The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
A 3-legged dog goes into an old west saloon, he limps up to the bar and barks "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw".
One day, all the human body parts started arguing about who was on top… The mouth said, ”I should be on top because, without me, you wouldn’t be able to eat.” Then the stomach said, ”Ya but if it weren’t for me, you wouldn’t be able to digest and transfer all the minerals and vitamins throughout the body, I should be on top.” Then the heart said, ”I should be on top because I’m the one who takes the blood from point A to point B. Without me, the body would die.” Then the brain said, ” Well, without me, you wouldn’t be able to move, eat, digest or allow circulation of blood, so I should be on top.” Now, the ******* was beginning to get annoyed, ”You know, I should be on top because I can just shut my hole and then **** will accumulate and block the digestive track and screw all of you up.” It was chaos, everyone was yelling and fighting. Finally, the ******* got fed up, ”That’s it, I’m fed up, I’m shutting up my hole.” So for a few days, the body couldn’t **** and the brain had trouble moving, the stomach digesting, the mouth eating and the blood flow going, everyone was begging the ******* to open up, The brain said, ”Please open up, you made your point, your on top, just open up.” The ******* smiled, ”So everyone agrees that I’m on top?” ”YES” everyone shouted. ”OK!” so the ******* opened up and the body could **** again. The moral of this story is, you have to be an ******* to be on top…
Cor, that's great, do you know any more? Of corse... I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
. Eskimos in a kayak were chilly, so they started a fire, which sank the craft, proving the old adage you can't have your canoe and eat it two.
In the 1920s Eskimos had to leave the comfort of their Ig in the middle of the night to go to the Loo at the bottom of their ice flow. Fact.