Do you remember when ?

Was on a pub crawl one sunny Saturday with a couple of mates.
Went into a very busy pub ordered beers and got a dog lead and collar from my pocket and left it dangling . My mate then asked me where had the dog gone ? We had the whole pub out looking for my dog happy days , I nearly wet myself laughing
 
Father Jack said:
Was on a pub crawl one sunny Saturday with a couple of mates.
Went into a very busy pub ordered beers and got a dog lead and collar from my pocket and left it dangling . My mate then asked me where had the dog gone ? We had the whole pub out looking for my dog happy days , I nearly wet myself laughing
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Did you ever find the dog
 
Sparkielev said:
The days when you could slow dance with a lady with wandering hands without getting arrested
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Going out with a couple of quid, hitting the local grab a granny if there was nothing in the pubs then off to a club, being touched up by the said granny (as part of a young man's initiation without fear of ending up in the slammer) and still have enough money left to get a handsome cab home and a bob tip to the cabby if he didn't go around the fecking world, those where the days. A time when you had to use your imagination to undress a lady in your head before you attempted the real thing unlike to day were its all bulging out on show like a butchers advert.

Given the way the worlds turned out now I bet half of what I have written is enough for a life long spell on the naughty step :p
 
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