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Cheek......it was the next night![]()
Oh so it was Halloween then, all trick and no treat

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Cheek......it was the next night![]()
Oh he had a treatOh so it was Halloween then, all trick and no treat![]()
WhoIs he still walking funny ?![]()
Vomit emojiWhoever was on the receiving end of the ...ahem... 'treat'
A full refund from the makeup artist...... all 50p of it![]()
Most of that sounds familiar plus.... having to do a runner from the taxi when you didn't have the fare..... some of those drivers were faster than they looked!! Great for sobering up tooYep, down the town Saturday afternoon for a haircut and shopping for a new whistle (or at least a shirt) and maybe a pair of shoes. Then back home for the shower sheet n shave before the taxi down to the snooker club for a frame and a few jars before heading off to publand. After last orders (remember when it was half ten?) getting an extra round in then usually ending up in a ridiculously expensive nightclub having mostly lost the ability to walk or talk by that point.
Then doner kebab, taxi, home, puke and bed. The good old days eh?![]()