Took my dog to the vet today for an injection as he wont stop barking, the guy sitting next to me said his dog was also having an injection to control an awful farting problem so I asked the lady sitting opposite was her dog also going to have an injection, 'no' she replied, my dog keeps trying to mount me so he's in here to get his claws cut.
If I tell our dog, he’s going in the car, he goes absolutely mental to get in the car. ( loves going out in it) However, once we’re on the way to the vets, ( he knows the way ) he’s reduced to shaking wreck and is bloody whimpering by the time we get there.
I wish more local dog owners would use the excellent Korean Dog Walking Service...at the back of the Chinese restaurant. Rs
It's great that we can recycle almost anything these days. Remember the old Korean saying, " A dog is not just for Christmas, with a bit of luck you will have some left for sandwiches on Boxing Day".
I'm a bit put off when I go into our local Chinese takeaway and ask for a chicken leg, then get asked "You wan flont or back reg ?"
My dog has advanced engineering skills...…..Give him a kick and he will make a bolt for the door. No more from me on this.
Tommy Cooper took his dog to the vet to remove a piece of grit in its eye. The vet picked the dog up and looked into the eye, then said "I'll have to put him down". Tommy said "What, put him down just because he's got a bit of grit in his eye?" "Yes" said the vet, "he's too heavy I can't hold him any longer"