Dog at vets.

Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by Astramax, Jun 7, 2018.

  1. Astramax

    Astramax Well-Known Member

    Took my dog to the vet today for an injection as he wont stop barking, the guy sitting next to me said his dog was also having an injection to control an awful farting problem so I asked the lady sitting opposite was her dog also going to have an injection, 'no' she replied, my dog keeps trying to mount me so he's in here to get his claws cut.:D:p
     
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  2. facilities

    facilities Well-Known Member

    Dog jokes Astra, I like this one

     
  3. joinerjohn1

    joinerjohn1 Screwfix Select

    If I tell our dog, he’s going in the car, he goes absolutely mental to get in the car. ( loves going out in it) However, once we’re on the way to the vets, ( he knows the way ) he’s reduced to shaking wreck and is bloody whimpering by the time we get there. :p:p:D
     
  4. retiredsparks

    retiredsparks Well-Known Member

    I wish more local dog owners would use the excellent Korean Dog Walking Service...at the back of the Chinese restaurant.
    :cool:
    Rs
     
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  5. Bob Rathbone

    Bob Rathbone Well-Known Member

    It's great that we can recycle almost anything these days. Remember the old Korean saying, " A dog is not just for Christmas, with a bit of luck you will have some left for sandwiches on Boxing Day".:)
     
  6. retiredsparks

    retiredsparks Well-Known Member

    Bob ..you are aweful...But I do like you
    (Dick Emery)
    RS
     
  7. joinerjohn1

    joinerjohn1 Screwfix Select

    I'm a bit put off when I go into our local Chinese takeaway and ask for a chicken leg, then get asked "You wan flont or back reg ?" :p:p:p:p
     
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  8. retiredsparks

    retiredsparks Well-Known Member

    ...and i def dont wnt a 'sore finger' on my chips.
    RS
     
  9. fillyboy

    fillyboy Well-Known Member

    My dog's got no nose.
     
  10. WillyEckerslike

    WillyEckerslike Well-Known Member

    How does he smell?
     
  11. fillyboy

    fillyboy Well-Known Member

    Awful.
     
  12. WillyEckerslike

    WillyEckerslike Well-Known Member

    The old ones are the best.
     
  13. WillyEckerslike

    WillyEckerslike Well-Known Member

    Our dog used to chase anyone on a bike. It got so bad we had to take the bike off him.
     
  14. fillyboy

    fillyboy Well-Known Member

    And that one's older than KIAB's horse.:)
     
  15. Bob Rathbone

    Bob Rathbone Well-Known Member

    My dog has advanced engineering skills...…..Give him a kick and he will make a bolt for the door. :) No more from me on this.
     
  16. facilities

    facilities Well-Known Member

    Went to the zoo the other day, the only animal they had was one dog, it was a sh it zoo ( shih tzu )
     
  17. Bob Rathbone

    Bob Rathbone Well-Known Member

    :)
     
  18. koolpc

    koolpc Well-Known Member

    I hate cats! Except with chips!
     
  19. joinerjohn1

    joinerjohn1 Screwfix Select

    Our dog chases parked cars. :p:p:p:p
     
  20. Harry Stottle

    Harry Stottle Active Member

    Tommy Cooper took his dog to the vet to remove a piece of grit in its eye. The vet picked the dog up and looked into the eye, then said "I'll have to put him down". Tommy said "What, put him down just because he's got a bit of grit in his eye?" "Yes" said the vet, "he's too heavy I can't hold him any longer"
     

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