Even more new forum groups...

Astramax said:
No one has mentioned during this lock down period anything about cooking different types of meal using ready available alternatives or making use of leftovers, what about a cooking forum and a new category 'Screwfix Master Chef'............a whole new topic and associated questions.....could be a winner.;)
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Since Mrs Kitfit left this world in 2010 i have had to cook for myself. Prior to then i never ever even thought about cooking................it was just plonked in front of me.
But over the years since then i have become a bit of a not bad cook. Love doing my own currys, have become very good at all sorts of roast dinners (to the point where friends come to mine for a Sunday roast pre lockdown). Have even progressed to doing Rum Barbas for pudding.
As you can guess, i'm well up for a "Screwfix Master Chef" sub forum :D:D:D
 
I'm putting kitfit1 forward for the screwy master chef competition because he knows the recipe for rum barbas !
 
I do not and never have served up par boiled toilet seats, I don't have a pan big enough.

As for teeth marks, if you find any they are not mine, I have one set I keep for official use, where I need to smile, as in buying new tools, trying to get on the good side of Mrs Tux and so on.

Being a poor lowly scouser, my electricians apprenticeship was hard one, I could never afford quality tools at the time so had to make do, wire stripping was done using teeth, helped by the fact that some years earlier I got a chipped tooth from a bit of 7.62mm that ricochetted while holding up targets in the butts. ( I wasn't the target ) Of course, do that for long enough and you loose the lot.

So teeth marks on toilets seats are not mine, its a viscous rumour :p
 
To add to the "How to I provide power to my garage/cabin/shed" we can now add: Do I need dual RCD to wire up a glamping pod!
 
If anyone can afford to buy a glamping pod then surely they can afford the services of a sparky or two.

I had to look up what a glamping pod was, it seems its a glorified Anderson shelter, priced range from silly to breathtaking, RCD protection not included.
 
Talking of curry made me remember another regular:

"How do I plumb in my bum gun? I need one and it does not have UK fittings, what should I do?"
 
Tuxornot said:
Bum gun..... what's wrong with using the shower and the wife's towel, honestly, people these days have more money than sense :D
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Exacty, she will never know...................... just make shure all the skiddies are gone before though..................................she will 100% notice if ya don't :D:D
 
  • I'm not a real person, I'll get a real person to do it when you've answered my question, don't worry I won't be doing it myself, the real person will do it when I get round to getting a real person. In the meantime just explain everything I need to do before the real person gets around to doing it and maybe I'll just do it myself when no one is looking cuz really I am a tight fisted ....*
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Just to get back on topic :p
 
I think the knowitall type needs mention, the type who posts on numerous forums for advice, mostly on electrical work, then does the work themselves, gets stuck and then employs an electrician, then stands behind said electrician watching everything and comparing what he or she read on a forum to what the real person doing the work is actually doing then commenting on the way the jobs done, we have all met them at some point, regardless if its the flat capped pigeon fancier who hangs over your shoulder or the old spinster wearing pointy glasses who wants much more than originally planned and 'the know it all' office type bod who constantly changers their minds on light switch placement and last but not least, special mention goes to the retired home hermits who think carpet fitting is part of the rewiring service.

Sorry for the little rant but I had to do something to steer the topic away from bum guns !
 
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