"Exit, stage left!"

Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by Snagglepuss, Apr 1, 2012.

  1. Snagglepuss

    Snagglepuss Guest

    <em style="color: #000000; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 16px; line-height: 24px; text-align: -webkit-auto; background-color: #ffffff;">"Heavens to Murgatroyd!"[/i]
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    Please find enclosed my application for this position - along with my rather grainy image of my 90ft ocean-going schooner. I have no idea whether it has a motor or not. but I might ask one of my servants to find out....

    Sorry dear, but I don't do cooking and sewing and such like - but I do like to dig for worms..........

  3. Mr. Handyandy

    Mr. Handyandy Screwfix Select

    ...and I bet you find one every time you need a wee!

    Mr. HandyAndy - Really
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    Crude, Andy dear. Simply crude.

  5. tom.plum

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    If you give a man a fish, he'll eat for one day, but learn a man to fish, and he'll spend the rest of his life on a canal bank drinking cans of beer and drowning maggots,
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    If you give a man a Russian Trawling/Factory ship he'll clean up the German Ocean, sell off the cod and buy an English Premiership football club.......

  7. tom.plum

    tom.plum Screwfix Select

    whoooosh, I don't know noffin bout football, and last time I tried to swim in the german ocean, I could't get a sun lounger, they all had towels on
  8. Snagglepuss

    Snagglepuss Guest

    I used to teach English to German school children Tom, I would have a different day for each letter:

    A-Day, when I would teach them words starting in AB-Day, when I would teach them words starting in B

    D-Day was a bit controversial though...
  9. brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-cheeeeeessshhhhhhhhhh...

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