Experts!!!

No, I never learnt the trade at all. I'm far too posh.

 

My first employer once told me that I was the the greatest "efficiency exper"t he had ever known - what he really meant was that I was so naturally lazy I would always find the easiest way to so something!

What you call a back-handed compliment!

 

I often give my staff a back hander.

 

I bet you got the tea-boy to give you a lift on his trolley to pick up your P45 from Inhumane Resources.

 

No.

I got the tea boy to fetch it for me and deliver it to my next employer....

 

Wow, Mrs gogg would love a swimming pool. I feel a project coming on.

 

camel breath ill let you know im the full 100 watts
gosh your breath smells

 

Camel breath! I like it. I think he should just shut it and grow up.

He's probably a darkie.

 

"ill let you know im the full 100 watts"

We made our connection
A full on chemical reaction
Brought by dark divine intervention
Yeah, you are a shining light
A constellation once seen
Over Royal David's city
An epiphany you burn so pretty
Yeah...you are a shining light
Yeah...you light up my life
Yeah...you are a shining light
Yeah...you light up my life



NACK

 

I know every thing, I dont need no edu-cation.


Fat c.

 

What do the cognoscenti know anyway?