FIXING BANNER TO OUTSIDE WALL!!!!

Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by WHO KNEW, Jan 13, 2008.

  1. WHO KNEW

    WHO KNEW New Member

    thanks tony very helpful, off to sell some ale!
     
  2. ω

    ω New Member

    this england full idoits

    i like very.
     
  3. Captain Leaky

    Captain Leaky New Member

    WHAT?the banner ON YOUR PUB says " Ale for Sale" ?

    Blimey, your punters cannot be too bright.

    Is josef one of them?

    :^O
     
  4. WHO KNEW

    WHO KNEW New Member

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  5. tonynoarm

    tonynoarm New Member

  6. tonynoarm

    tonynoarm New Member

    this england full idoits

    i like very.


    In particular, idiots who try to make themselves out to be something they are not ;)
     
  7. WHO KNEW

    WHO KNEW New Member

    captain leaky i bet you are a single man living with your parents, about 20 stone, never had a girlfreind, infact never had a freind and you have a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp
     
  8. Herr Trigger

    Herr Trigger New Member

    Where is this pub then?

    I want to see the banner finally hung up.


     
  9. tonynoarm

    tonynoarm New Member

    I sure we will be welcome to a nice pint of his best bitter, although I don't think that includes Jose (or at least I hope it does not)
     
  10. Herr Trigger

    Herr Trigger New Member

    > 'around $200' ....

    Or £200. which is what we would pay.


    Sorry lads, i know i shouldn`t feed the trolls.
     
  11. Captain Leaky

    Captain Leaky New Member

    captain leaky i bet you are a single man living with your parents, about 20 stone, never had a girlfreind, infact never had a freind and you have a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp...


    Married, 4 kids, dog, cat, snakes, tarantulas

    13 stone, 6foot,

    no problems with the girls ( before I got married you understand ;) )

    Plenty of friends

    Maybe I do have a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp- but that ensures my customers always pay promptly :^O


    So, gi's a clue:

    what will your banner say?
     
  12. ω

    ω New Member

    banner say

    * LANDLORD HERE

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  13. Captain Leaky

    Captain Leaky New Member

    There'll be another banner put up next week .

    It will say:

    "UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT"




     
  14. Charlie Far!ey

    Charlie Far!ey New Member

    I guess the banner would read "Think Before You Read My Banner And Smash Into My Pub"

    PS Structural Engineer required - Apply within
     
  15. Charlie Far!ey

    Charlie Far!ey New Member

    Tonyservicesboys

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    Registered: May 7, 2007
    Re: FIXING BANNER TO OUTSIDE WALL!!!!
    Posted: Jan 13, 2008 4:15 PM Reply


    'around $200' ....

    Or £200. which is what we would pay.


    Sorry lads, i know i shouldn`t feed the trolls.

    Tonyservicesboys seeks approval from the rest of the Blackspur Boys and an assurance that he hasnt breached any 'rules' laid down by the gang so he dont end up being isolated and all alone (again).

    He recalls when he broke 'rules' in the past and was caught 'interfering' with himself yet again and how the people danced round pointing fingers and chanting 'sad *! sad *!' until he ran off to his little cupboard under the stairs and remembers the look in his parents eyes as they chanted, pointed and spat at him.

    :(

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  16. ω

    ω New Member

    He recalls when he broke 'rules' in the past and was caught 'interfering' with himself yet again and how the people danced round pointing fingers and chanting 'sad *! sad *!' until he ran off to his little cupboard under the stairs and remembers the look in his parents eyes as they chanted, pointed and spat at him.


    You has issues pal

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  17. Herr Trigger

    Herr Trigger New Member

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  19. I cant believe no-one has said the obvious fixings for this job, No 8 Skyhooks.
     

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