'Flog it' with 'lashings' of ginger beer.

Opens box entitled "Pointless idiots".

Drops in Ry.

Probs - who's already in there - goes "ouch!"

Closes lid and walks away.
 
OOh btw... source for that figure ...The Islamic Human Rights Commission.
 
OOh btw... source for that figure ...The Islamic Human Rights Commission.

You are all over the place aren't you. Bet you have your trousers on back to front and try to ring people on your remote control.

You are now trying to bolster the claims of Saudi utopia by the fact it jails a football stadium full of political prisoners. And most of the rest of the prison population are victims of rape.

You are in a complete an utter mess here.

Hole.....Stop.....Digging.
 
Just face the facts mate. The kingdom is a much safer place than blighty.
 
Just face the facts mate. The kingdom is a much safer place than blighty.

Unless you are a woman, gay, drink alcohol, speak your mind, disabled, Christian etc etc. Apart from that its great.
 
Just face the facts mate. The kingdom is a much safer place than blighty.
Obviously. A girl gets raped in Saudi and gets a couple of years and 100 lashes, just for being a woman. Yep , you just don't have an answer to that do you ?
 
Obviously. A girl gets raped in Saudi and gets a couple of years and 100 lashes, just for being a woman. Yep , you just don't have an answer to that do you ?

Abide by their laws and no problems.
Women are not allowed to venture out alone in the kingdom. That's the law.
 
So go out as a woman and get raped and its her fault.

I think you shouldn't holiday in Riyadh Ryluer.

You should get some brochures for Raqqa.

You could be the Isis version of Comical Ali.
 
I wonder how Ry would really get on in SA?

Genuinely.

First there's tax-avoidance/evasion - his self confessed 'cash-under-the-bed'. No idea what they'd do about that - possibly nothing... :rolleyes:

And then there's him practising black magic.

I reckon that's a beheading, no question. Tho' with Ry there'd be little risk of brain damage.

And in any case he'd be able to refit his head by having his mate take a thorn and...
 
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