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Tea.
Not necessary or homeopathy?
Love the alliteration, but that’s not homeopathic tea.Do you enjoy the taste of tea? If so, do you feel slightly refreshed/rejuvenated/relieved/refreshed after a cup? (I know, amazing alliteration)
Love the alliteration, but that’s not homeopathic tea.
Recipe for a 30C homeopathic tea:
Take a lovely cup o’ tea.
Ah, but we want a 30C (homeopathic) dilution.
Dilute to homeopathic proportions (in 30C, C means 100, 30 means 30 times) so that’s with 100^30=10^60 cups of water.
Say a cup is 180 ml. That’s 10 moles of water = (roughly) 6x10^24 molecules = 1.8 x 10^25 atoms.
We needed 10^60 cups so that’s roughly 10^60 cups x 1.8 x 10^25 atoms per cup= 1.8 x 10^84 atoms (of H and O to make H2O).
This is a problem as there’s roughly 10^80 atoms in the observable universe.
Okay Jord, new plan:
Make a cup of tea.
Convert 18,000 universes into water.
Tip cup of tea into these universes of water.
Stir well (you’ll need a big spoon).
Bang the mixture against a leather horse saddle (I have no idea what this is about).
Drink a cup of it.
Ahhhh... now I’m refreshed/rejuvenated/relieved/refreshed and not a little ridiculous?
Yeah. The numbers in homeopathic medicine make no sense.
But... I hope my previous posts illustrate that I’m not against homeopathic medicine per se. In fact, I think it genuinely helps many people.
I just wish they didn’t cling to (pre atomic theory) theories of why it works.
Their argument should be: It works. End of. Don’t like it? Don’t take it.
Thank you, but “sublime” is over the top; “simple” or “self-evident” would have kept up your alliterative flow whilst maintaining accuracy - there were no calculations in there beyond O-level chemistry or maths.I forgot 'refined.' You know, I started grinning evilly at your fourth sentence, knowing the direction it was heading. Your number crunching is sublime, slightly sardonic(....!) and excellently explained (I'm on a roll now), though you never did elaborate on the benefits of banging a leather saddle....? But if it works........meh.
Thank you, but “sublime” is over the top; “simple” or “self-evident” would have kept up your alliterative flow whilst maintaining accuracy - there were no calculations in there beyond O-level chemistry or maths.
I don’t know why leather saddles are used in homeopathy. My chemistry teacher didn’t mention the chemical properties banging stuff against leather saddles. Perhaps I should have taken chemistry to A level.
Arrr, anyone posting at this time of night is half cut. Me included. I get that. I probably should make allowances before picking up on vocabulary. Soz. Especially as I can’t focus on my phone’s screen, let alone make use of the spell checker.It's sublime enough at this time of the evening, when I'm relying on spellcheck, struggling to see the screen due to inebriation and taking a quarter of an hour to type a single sentence. So like most other nights then. Referring back to the thread, I still don't understand why folk are so negative over homeopathy, placebos, St John's Wort, copper bracelets, voodoo mumbo jumbo, etc. I'm the first to state logical explanations have their place, but sometimes,if they don't, who gives a toss if the end result outlasts the prediction?
I think CAM (when done right) is like a form of medical counselling. Counselling for mental health doesn’t pretend that talking to people uses “the physics of speech sound waves” to cure people. Similarly CAM isn’t physics, it’s about spending time with people, talking about their health and lifestyle, making them feel better and setting up rituals and processes which can help in their physical healing.
I like my pub landlords recipe for homeopathetic beer. Take one firkin ( empty) Clean out thoroughly with hot water until perfectly clean. Fill with clean cold water from the tap. Add 1 mcg of watered down lager. Stir and put immediately on pump number 2. Serve to people who believe in homeopathy at a vastly inflated price. ( don’t forget to hire extra bouncers on Friday nights because of all the trouble at chucking out time )Love the alliteration, but that’s not homeopathic tea.
Recipe for a 30C homeopathic tea:
Take a lovely cup o’ tea.
Ah, but we want a 30C (homeopathic) dilution.
Dilute to homeopathic proportions (in 30C, C means 100, 30 means 30 times) so that’s with 100^30=10^60 cups of water.
Say a cup is 180 ml. That’s 10 moles of water = (roughly) 6x10^24 molecules = 1.8 x 10^25 atoms.
We needed 10^60 cups so that’s roughly 10^60 cups x 1.8 x 10^25 atoms per cup= 1.8 x 10^84 atoms (of H and O to make H2O).
This is a problem as there’s roughly 10^80 atoms in the observable universe.
Okay Jord, new plan:
Make a cup of tea.
Convert 18,000 universes into water.
Tip cup of tea into these universes of water.
Stir well (you’ll need a big spoon).
Bang the mixture against a leather horse saddle (I have no idea what this is about).
Drink a cup of it.
Ahhhh... now I’m refreshed/rejuvenated/relieved/refreshed and not a little ridiculous?
Yeah. The numbers in homeopathic medicine make no sense.
But... I hope my previous posts illustrate that I’m not against homeopathic medicine per se. In fact, I think it genuinely helps many people.
I just wish they didn’t cling to (pre atomic theory) theories of why it works.
Their argument should be: It works. End of. Don’t like it? Don’t take it.
Arrr, anyone posting at this time of night is half cut. Me included. I get that. I probably should make allowances before picking up on vocabulary. Soz. Especially as I can’t focus on my phone’s screen, let alone make use of the spell checker.
B2 what’s this half cut thing? no half measures with me I don’t post late night till fully cut.
I think the science part of homeopathy is a red herring. It let’s sciencey types get all condescending to non-sciencey types (yes, I’m looking at you Mr Dawkins) whilst missing the purpose of medicine - to make people feel better.
I think CAM (when done right) is like a form of medical counselling. Counselling for mental health doesn’t pretend that talking to people uses “the physics of speech sound waves” to cure people. Similarly CAM isn’t physics, it’s about spending time with people, talking about their health and lifestyle, making them feel better and setting up rituals and processes which can help in their physical healing.
By its very nature, I think this forum will be made up of pragmatic people not academic theoreticians. If something works - good enough. If something might work - screw it! Let’s try it anyway.
Did you hear about the homeopath who committed suicide with an underdose?Love the alliteration, but that’s not homeopathic tea.
Recipe for a 30C homeopathic tea:
Take a lovely cup o’ tea.
Ah, but we want a 30C (homeopathic) dilution.
Dilute to homeopathic proportions (in 30C, C means 100, 30 means 30 times) so that’s with 100^30=10^60 cups of water.
Say a cup is 180 ml. That’s 10 moles of water = (roughly) 6x10^24 molecules = 1.8 x 10^25 atoms.
We needed 10^60 cups so that’s roughly 10^60 cups x 1.8 x 10^25 atoms per cup= 1.8 x 10^84 atoms (of H and O to make H2O).
This is a problem as there’s roughly 10^80 atoms in the observable universe.
Okay Jord, new plan:
Make a cup of tea.
Convert 18,000 universes into water.
Tip cup of tea into these universes of water.
Stir well (you’ll need a big spoon).
Bang the mixture against a leather horse saddle (I have no idea what this is about).
Drink a cup of it.
Ahhhh... now I’m refreshed/rejuvenated/relieved/refreshed and not a little ridiculous?
Yeah. The numbers in homeopathic medicine make no sense.
But... I hope my previous posts illustrate that I’m not against homeopathic medicine per se. In fact, I think it genuinely helps many people.
I just wish they didn’t cling to (pre atomic theory) theories of why it works.
Their argument should be: It works. End of. Don’t like it? Don’t take it.