Hot and Cold

Discussion in 'Plumbers' Talk' started by Bcountry, Aug 22, 2006.

  1. Bcountry

    Bcountry New Member

    I have two taps on my kitchen sink. The hot water runs cold and the cold water runs hot. I have tried changing over the red and blue caps on the taps but this changes nothing.
    Can anyone help?
     
  2. britishblue

    britishblue New Member

    Bored again, are we?

    BB
     
  3. Bcountry

    Bcountry New Member

    I just want hot out of my hot tap and cold out of my cold tap. Should I take the taps back? Are they faulty?
     
  4. J. D.

    J. D. New Member

    This is a very complicated problem and will require a lot of expensive tests!
     
  5. BibTap

    BibTap New Member

    Ahh ha.... is it a thermostatic mixer tap?
     
  6. ban-all-sheds

    ban-all-sheds New Member

    Bcountry - you exist for what reason, exactly?
     
  7. PDPS

    PDPS New Member

    Bcountry - you exist for what reason, exactly?

    To make sure the red and blue caps are fitted to the correct taps.
     
  8. Bcountry

    Bcountry New Member

    ban-all-gays
    My existance is pure luck. A chance meeting between a rich greek god and a glamerous super model. The result of which is me!

    Anyhow, I hit the taps with a hammer as thats what you pro's do (oh, thats after tutting at the thing several times and quoting 3 figure numbers at it). Now its flowing correctly. I have also thrown £300 down the drain just to make sure I feel violated as I would have if I called a 'pro' in.

    Now the fekkin drain is blocked
     
  9. BibTap

    BibTap New Member

    Club Hammer this time :)
     
  10. PDPS

    PDPS New Member

    Anyhow, I hit the taps with a hammer as thats what
    you pro's do (oh, thats after tutting at the thing
    several times and quoting 3 figure numbers at it).
    Now its flowing correctly. I have also thrown £300
    down the drain just to make sure I feel violated as I
    would have if I called a 'pro' in.

    Now the fekkin drain is blocked

    I'll be happy to call in and unblock that drain for you. The cost will be £300, plus travel costs, and I promise to take away whatever was blocking it so you don't have to deal with it. Nasty smelly stuff.

    At the same time I will sort out the taps for you. If I move the head off the cold tap to where the hot tap is (and vice versa) that should solve your problem.
     
  11. Bcountry

    Bcountry New Member

    Will call you out after I have my mid afternoon dump.

    I have already solved the problem with the taps you pillock - ask your carer to read the posts back to you.
     
  12. PDPS

    PDPS New Member

    My carer has been reading the posts and is even more confused than me.

    He'll contact your carer to ensure you've been taking your medication and not blocking drains with it.
     

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