Someone keeps on flying over and landing planes in my garden and when me or another family member go out to confiscate it, they fly away before we have chance to get to them.
The five posts above this ones authors should really know better. How many times has this been stressed? Tut, tut! You aught to be thoroughly ashamed of yourselves. Edit: make that six.
Get yourself one of these - should do the job Not currently sold by our hosts and the annual Arms Convention at London's ExCel Centre is on hold as they've turned it into a Nightingale Hospital but try the usual online sites - Good Luck
Damn, you beat me to it! I went to the local shop and asked for some Helicopter flavored crisps, they only had plain.
We have the same issue with UFOs I find urinating on the lawn keeps them away but if we have heavy rain it’s less effective.
I'm informed that these were designed for the purpose of removing unwanted aircraft from your airspace. Don't park over your pond though, one launch will vaporize the water.