How Do I Stop Planes From Coming Into The Garden?

Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by Peeva, Jan 30, 2021.

  1. Peeva

    Peeva New Member

    Someone keeps on flying over and landing planes in my garden and when me or another family member go out to confiscate it, they fly away before we have chance to get to them.
     
  2. Jord86

    Jord86 Screwfix Select

    Make sure you Covid test the pilot. o_O
     
  3. WillyEckerslike

    WillyEckerslike Screwfix Select

    Are you leaving the landing light on?
     
    RolandK, just pumps, longboat and 2 others like this.
  4. Astramax

    Astramax Super Member

    Cause confusion by removing the wind sock.
     
  5. nigel willson

    nigel willson Screwfix Select

    Put a B I G net over ur garden
     
  6. Jord86

    Jord86 Screwfix Select

    What, from under his bed? Oh, my mistake, different sock........
     
    gadget man and longboat like this.
  7. I-Man

    I-Man Screwfix Select

    what type of plane? Jack, Block, Smoothing??

    We Need Details!
     
  8. longboat

    longboat Screwfix Select

    The five posts above this ones authors should really know better. How many times has this been stressed? Tut, tut!
    You aught to be thoroughly ashamed of yourselves.
    Edit: make that six.
     
  9. DIYDave.

    DIYDave. Screwfix Select

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    Get yourself one of these - should do the job

    Not currently sold by our hosts and the annual Arms Convention at London's ExCel Centre is on hold as they've turned it into a Nightingale Hospital but try the usual online sites - Good Luck
     
  10. Astramax

    Astramax Super Member

    Buy a drone and fly it around the perimeter fencing.:cool:
     
  11. Jiml86

    Jiml86 Screwfix Select

    A good slingshot and ball bearing
     
  12. Bob Rathbone

    Bob Rathbone Screwfix Select

    Damn, you beat me to it! :)
    I went to the local shop and asked for some Helicopter flavored crisps, they only had plain.
     
  13. CosD

    CosD Active Member

    We have the same issue with UFOs

    I find urinating on the lawn keeps them away but if we have heavy rain it’s less effective.
     
  14. Tilt

    Tilt Screwfix Select

    You need to get some of these put up........
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    malkie129 likes this.
  15. kitfit1

    kitfit1 Screwfix Select

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    I'm informed that these were designed for the purpose of removing unwanted aircraft from your airspace.
    Don't park over your pond though, one launch will vaporize the water.
     
    gadget man likes this.
  16. BillyBobToo

    BillyBobToo Active Member

    Get yourself an air rifle.
     

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