How to treat a lady...........

Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by Sir Jim, Dec 22, 2012.

  1. Sir Jim

    Sir Jim New Member

    1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes and girls love that.

    2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

    3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

    4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say you better be. Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

    5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement and every girl needs some improvement.

    6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewellery is for *******.

    7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words "love you" and grab the other girls ***. Girls love competition.

    8. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

    9. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket... Then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop ******** about the cold right now you're going to be ******** about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

    10. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
     
  2. maurice gogg

    maurice gogg Guest

    Well, I prefer to deal with Mrs gogg in a more old fashioned manner. I treat her to my amourous shinnanigans once a month wether she wants to or not. (Be careful here, as thr threat of a rape accusation cannot be ruled out). Treat her to a bag of flowers now and again, chuck in a romantic meal at KFC and Bob's your fanny's aunt.
     
  3. tom.plum

    tom.plum Screwfix Select

    I find mc donalds 99p cheese burger equally tickles mrs plums doda, I just have a cup o tea,
     
  4. Far too many Romeo's on here.
     
  5. Littlehamptonchap

    Littlehamptonchap New Member

    Far too many apostrophe's n'all.
     
  6. doG

    doG Guest

    Red rum nest shining rider drugs nick nick fttt.
     

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