I am changing my lifestyle (for the better)

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So as everyone knows and totally agrees that I am great. Today I was showcasing my amazing copper top light to a lot of the locals in the little hamlet in Yorkshire where I live. Most of them said "wow that is as great as you" and one brave soul piped up with "that is very Gothic" I sort of passed that comment by and just smiled at him so that he didn't feel silly. Anyways I did some research as I was intrigued by the comment.
After my research, I have really got into the whole aspect of everything Gothic, I found it fascinating and so I have decided to live my life as a Goth. I am sure that everyone will agree that I will make a fantastic Goth.
 
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bright_Spark said:
So as everyone knows and totally agrees that I am great. Today I was showcasing my amazing copper top light to a lot of the locals in the little hamlet in Yorkshire where I live. Most of them said "wow that is as great as you" and one brave soul piped up with "that is very Gothic" I sort of passed that comment by and just smiled at him so that he didn't feel silly. Anyways I did some research as I was intrigued by the comment.
After my research, I have really got into the whole aspect of everything Gothic, I found it fascinating and so I have decided to live my life as a Goth. I am sure that everyone will agree that I will make a fantastic Goth.
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Hopefully this will be of benefit then ;)Screenshot_20240804_120717_Chrome.jpg
 
Well, you seem to have a ‘cure’ for your lifestyle choice finally, well done

If anyone criticises you, just remember that ‘boys don’t cry’

If upset and you can’t sleep, try singing a ‘lullaby’ or taking ‘the walk’ in ‘a forest’

You may feel like your ‘in-between days’ or it’s even a ‘strange day’, or your ready for ‘disintegration’ try not to ‘lament’

Sing yourself a ‘love song’ whilst others think to themselves ‘why can’t I be you’ . Great to see your avatar with ‘pictures of you’ and finally (although I could go on!) are you a pet person ? Do you ‘love cats’ ?

Make up and hair on-point as ever Mr Smith
 
Absolutely, the next one is 1st November so I will be in attendance and I have no doubt that I will be elected the head Goth or some leadership role within the Goth community.
 
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I must say that I am loving the Goth lifestyle so far, my wife is not keen and when I told her I was changing, she simply said "for god sake" she just doesnt understand me, I made myself up to go down to the pub and borrowed her makeup to make myself into a goth, I may have gone a little far with her black eye liner that I used as foundation on my face. She simply burst into fits of laughter and said "you look like a black and white minstrel" She really doesnt get it.
 
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OMG. I think you've got fibromelanosis bright_Spark! You need to start wearing factor 50 and a sun hat when perched on those street lights in the summer...unless, you've been wearing hob-nailed boots instead of rubber crocs ;)
 
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