I won’t go

Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by bright_Spark, May 7, 2023.

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  1. bright_Spark

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    I am getting the feeling that you’re all just taking the mick. This is a very serious thing that happened and what happened next will rock your world and make you understand why I can’t simply return home
     
  2. DBCDIY

    DBCDIY Screwfix Select

    Sorry, bright_Spark - of course it was the Bailiff - and he'd tracked you down from the UK. You are right to be frightened of returning home!
     
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  3. Ind spark

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    Is it legal to take drugs in Norway?
     
  4. Alan22

    Alan22 Screwfix Select

    Are you in Oslo university gender reassignment centre and you told your wife you were working?
     
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  5. bright_Spark

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    Good lord no.
     
  6. bright_Spark

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    I could be Alan
     
  7. DBCDIY

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    ...or you could now be Helen :eek:
     
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  8. Bazza-spark

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    So are you gonna tell us?
     
  9. Ind spark

    Ind spark Screwfix Select

    Tolerate :eek:
     
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  10. koolpc

    koolpc Super Member

    Let me guess, you met another cockerel over there and fallen in love?

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  11. Bazza-spark

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    Isn't that what we do? :D
     
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  12. Alan22

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    You could come back as Bright Sparkleo_O

    The cruellest trick the British government ever played was to encourage British people to believe Britain was great, and greater than European countries, and not being part of that was a better, it was their fault that we had immigrants, their fault we couldn't do all the things we always could, they were holding us back, like we needed something to hold us back, or at least an excuse for being ***** while being great.
     
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  13. Ind spark

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    Poor old bright, unloved :p
     
  14. koolpc

    koolpc Super Member

    Maybe he should change his name to:

    bright_spank
     
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  15. robertpstubbs

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  16. DBCDIY

    DBCDIY Screwfix Select

    Finally figured it out. The mystery visitor was there to check the consumer unit...as the landlord had noted that - according to the smart meter - bright-Spark hadn't used any power - yet a thermal imaging camera had revealed several very hot areas within the property. Apparently there was a stand-off for 10 mins as bright-Spark refused to admit to the man in the leather coat he'd bypassed the meter. Then, finally, he admitted he'd been running a battery farm in the attic - and he's now in jail - sans phone :D
     
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  18. Ind spark

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  19. Bazza-spark

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    I suspect on his way to Bornmuff. He was probably a naughty robot late last night and got caught. :oops:
     
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  20. Ind spark

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    I had a post removed, cant rember what I said :eek:
     
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