"Ooooh, Mrs Slocombe, I've just come over a little *****" Classic line. (Shakespeare - The Old Curiosity Shop)
Aar div,nt naa aboot youze aal, but aar reckon that cheryls a reet canny bit o, tottie like. Arr bet she gans like the clappers anaal. HOWAY THE LADS!
She is more than welcome to a bit of my dignity, and she would not have to beg for too long. vote CONSERVATIVE Loo
Under a Conservative government we'll all live happily ever after, lounging on our DFS couches sipping yogurt & admiring David Cameron on our 52" plasmas.
That was brill GB. Maybe, I am missing out, not being a Daily Mail reader. I may buy a copy one day and if I can disregard the political bias, there maybe some good articles. I did laugh at that one.