Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by Coloumb, Jun 18, 2015.
Boom and it's back.
Nearly there ...
I asked my nurse when she cane round with the electric shock machine if today's Friday and she said yes. She can't fool me.
Indeed Harry of fruit. Hope the ECT is doing it for you.
Not really Coloumb, when she appears it sends me all of a shiver and my hair stands on end, she looks like Hatty Jacques in the Doctor film, the electric shocks are mild compared with the sight of her. Just one thing, do you think DA's brain could be reset to factory settings with a spot of ECT?
I dunno about DA's brain mate, all I know is, it's NOT Friday today...
I'm sure you're right, here in the special hospital we always have spam and custard as a Friday treat, but today we had spam and ice cream. My nurse told me that DA is coming soon as part of his world tour to give us a talk on how Brexit will affect spam supplies.
Well it's Wednesday here in Stalis,Crete and I'm just having a cuppa by the beach. Fantastic view from here and currently 26c and creeping upwards. What's it like back home lads???
It's pouring down here in Bootle. My nurse has just brought me in from the compound because she was worried that my straightjacket would shrink. It's not Wednesday here, I'm sure of that. Is it always Wednesday in Crete?
Nah yesterday was a balmy 31 degrees. Had Sunday dinner in the Red Lion here in Stalis, washed down with a pint of Mythos lager. Now relaxing by the pool where it's somewhere around time for a pint ( hint for the missus there). Anyrode, must dash, there's a lovely blonde on the beach whom I'll have to watch for a while.
Don't forget to wear your oggling shades!
Yip Yip Coyote!
Happy Friday everyone!
I can confirm that it is Friday, for the next 60 seconds.
Thursday here. James Thursday 008, licence to fill.
I work for H the head of the pothole department at Bootle Council. My mission today is to fill 32 potholes with Russian Spam.
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