Is it Sad ?

Listen to me being all farmery

My grandparents ran a farm, until they built a motorway through it.

 

Where did they learn to build motorways?

 

It isnt that easy mate, I work on them as you know and I havent a clue never mind a couple of old farmers.

 

No the council did, it was a compulsory purchase.

 

I guessed that, sorry it was a joke.

My jokes are not going down very well today

 

No the ducks came from the agricultural market, they used to have boxes of hatching eggs, when they over bred them they would offload the excess into the market and you could bid on them, used to come back with car loads and they mostly died within a few days.

 

No but in comparison to reading Alan's posts, he is like listening to the grim reaper.

 

It was before I was born, I can still coup a tup though.

This should let Carol know who everyone is....I found it for you...

 

Our resident grim reaper, I noticed

 

OMG that's better, I remember you was an absolute wizard with digital art.

 

You need to explain to Carol who is who, and why Bazza spark has his hand on Freya's leg etc.

 

Who is freya?

 

Thats me in the white shorts in case you wondered Carol, I sent Alan a real shot of me

 

Obvious who I am although there is two of me on there, I also sent Alan both photos of me.

 

The chicken and Adele?

 

I never found out, but she was posting on the thread so I thought I better include her, at the time I had just joined and didn't know anyone.

 

She dissapeared as fast as as she appeared, not sure but I think she was arrested and sent to prison.

 

What for