Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by audi-evo, Jan 16, 2008.

  1. Burlington Bertie

    Burlington Bertie New Member

    First paragraph of that report:

    Newcastle manager Kevin Keegan held crisis talks with
    owner Mike Ashley at the weekend and told him he
    cannot guarantee Premier League football at St James'
    Park next season

    Hey Kevin how much are you being paid to recognise
    that situation? Wheres Burlington Bertie, I said he
    could manage a football team. Even he would have
    realised that fact!! What say you Bertie? Bertie for
    Newcastle !!

    IWS: I Was Sarcastic - sorry :)

    Nah not me as manager of Newcastle. People from the north east are great people but whenever I've been up there I could'nt understand a word they said except they keep calling you 'pet'. Perhaps that's Keegans problem - he does'nt understand what the players are saying

    IWS : I want Stuffing with a pineapple Pet
  2. ponty01.

    ponty01. New Member

    IWS : I want Stuffing with a pineapple Pet

    I'll do it for you, but on the understanding that the pineapple is unpeeled

    IWS: It Will be Sore !! :(
  3. gadget man

    gadget man Screwfix Select

    I like this!

  4. ponty01.

    ponty01. New Member

    So little Shannon Matthew was found safe and well.

    Her first words on her release was to a policeman:

    'Have Newcastle won a game yet?'

    'Dont be daft' he said, 'you have only been gone for a month' !!!!!!!

    IWS: It Was Silly :)
  5. Clark Kent

    Clark Kent New Member

    Well done Kev...


  6. Captain Leaky

    Captain Leaky New Member

  7. Theo Paphitis

    Theo Paphitis New Member

    Yeah. Well done Kev. Fingers crossed you will avoid relegation now.
  8. HOTDOG ø

    HOTDOG ø Active Member

    Liverpool are going down :)
  9. Captain Leaky

    Captain Leaky New Member


    We are beating Spurs!

    Mid-table mediocrity beckons.
  10. Captain Leaky

    Captain Leaky New Member

    4 !
    Wahay :^O
  11. Clark Kent

    Clark Kent New Member

  12. tonynoarm

    tonynoarm New Member

    I see the Geordies are starting to come out of the woodwork ;)
  13. audi-evo

    audi-evo Active Member

    toonn army
  14. audi-evo

    audi-evo Active Member

  15. audi-evo

    audi-evo Active Member

  16. Captain Leaky

    Captain Leaky New Member

    4:0 soon I think ;)
  17. audi-evo

    audi-evo Active Member

    howay kidda, don't get gready, 3 will do me for a celebration tonight ;)
  18. Captain Leaky

    Captain Leaky New Member

    I'm just getting used to 4:0 after the Spurs thrashing, and I want to score more than the Mackems ;)
  19. audi-evo

    audi-evo Active Member

    go on then, i'll text KK and tell him to ask owen to bang another one in ;)
  20. Captain Leaky

    Captain Leaky New Member

    Good, Villa have four so why can't we

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