keegan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First paragraph of that report:

Newcastle manager Kevin Keegan held crisis talks with
owner Mike Ashley at the weekend and told him he
cannot guarantee Premier League football at St James'
Park next season

Hey Kevin how much are you being paid to recognise
that situation? Wheres Burlington Bertie, I said he
could manage a football team. Even he would have
realised that fact!! What say you Bertie? Bertie for
Newcastle !!

IWS: I Was Sarcastic - sorry

Nah not me as manager of Newcastle. People from the north east are great people but whenever I've been up there I could'nt understand a word they said except they keep calling you 'pet'. Perhaps that's Keegans problem - he does'nt understand what the players are saying

IWS : I want Stuffing with a pineapple Pet

 

IWS : I want Stuffing with a pineapple Pet

I'll do it for you, but on the understanding that the pineapple is unpeeled

IWS: It Will be Sore !!

 

I like this!

 

So little Shannon Matthew was found safe and well.

Her first words on her release was to a policeman:

'Have Newcastle won a game yet?'

'Dont be daft' he said, 'you have only been gone for a month' !!!!!!!

IWS: It Was Silly

 

Well done Kev...



2-0

 

Yippee!

 

Yeah. Well done Kev. Fingers crossed you will avoid relegation now.

 

Liverpool are going down

 

Yippee!!

We are beating Spurs!

Mid-table mediocrity beckons.

 

4 !
Wahay :^O

 

I see the Geordies are starting to come out of the woodwork

 

4:0 soon I think

 

I'm just getting used to 4:0 after the Spurs thrashing, and I want to score more than the Mackems

 

Good, Villa have four so why can't we