Locking threads?

So you wind him up, telling him his future aint bright and it's bad news then leave him high and dry.

Why not just stick him on death row with a "to be continued" sign on the door?

Put the poor little devil out of his misery and tell him he's gonna get sausage fingers

 

Whats a druid

 

Oh dear

 

I know Druids Heath

 

Doubt that

 

So is his level of knowledge

 

Any relation to the late Ted?

 

Who

 

Like the coffee

 

Ex prime minister, Ted Heath numpty

 

Is that bright spark

 

Oohhhh I know him as Edward

 

Well you are from Brum

 

Yes very posh me