Matt Hancock

Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by Bob Rathbone, Mar 3, 2023.

  1. Bob Rathbone

    Bob Rathbone Screwfix Select

    What a mess! this is what happens when the gullible are introduced to the avaricious. A simple life rule would have stooped all of this, it is. "Never put in writing in an E mail text or social media, or say anything on a telephone, that you would mot shout across a crowded street or write on a wall in 10 foot tall writing". Is that what I have just done? :)
     
  2. Countryside

    Countryside Member

    He seems to attract beautiful ladies
     
  3. Astramax

    Astramax Super Member

    Perhaps he also has Toby vouchers.........thay work well for you! :p:D
     
  4. DBCDIY

    DBCDIY Screwfix Select

    Matt hancock - the man who likes to gloss over his past...
     
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  5. Astramax

    Astramax Super Member

    Shades of brown wouldn't be a surprise.
     
  6. Notnowvicar

    Notnowvicar Screwfix Select

    Policy by whatsapp...what could go wrong ....
     
  7. rogerk101

    rogerk101 Screwfix Select

    Let's be grateful that he is such a narcissist that he shared all those WhatsApp messages with his biographer and that she had the courage to break her NDA and bring them out into the open for all to see the ridiculously pathetic level of scrutiny that went into the policies of lockdown.

    The saddest part of the whole saga is that yes, we'll see how well our leaders screwed us all over, but no, we won't even begin to learn from our mistakes.

    One day a real pandemic that affects all groups ... not just the oldies and fatties ... and they'll try their tyrranical and fear-mongering approach on us, and more than half of us will tell them to stuff off.

    Had they been intelligent and honest about it all, we could actually have learned some useful lessons.
     
  8. Kingscurate

    Kingscurate Active Member

    You only have to lookat him and snide is the first thing you see
     
  9. Ind spark

    Ind spark Screwfix Select

    He can't help the way he looks, but I do get your point.
     
  10. Alan22

    Alan22 Screwfix Select

    Anyone that discloses anything even mildly incriminating to the sneering assassin Isobel Oakeshot is very very naive.
     
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  11. Astramax

    Astramax Super Member

    He needs a good slap on the back of his legs.:D
     
  12. Bob Rathbone

    Bob Rathbone Screwfix Select

    I would say the opposite, HE is attracted to the ladies. He suffers disproportionally from the affliction that affects most males, the main control centre for the body is the brain, but some functions and wants are controlled from an area a good 800mm lower.
     
  13. quasar9

    quasar9 Screwfix Select

    In some societies he would have been airbrushed out !
     
  14. quasar9

    quasar9 Screwfix Select

    Ah! You mean the fingertips that type up messages under their own volition !
     
  15. DBCDIY

    DBCDIY Screwfix Select

    Hancock is an English surname.
    It is derived from a given name, a variant of John (Johan) combined with the hypocoristic suffix -cok which came into fashion in the 13th century, from cok "cock", applied to "a young lad who strutted proudly like a cock". (source Wiki)
     
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  16. quasar9

    quasar9 Screwfix Select

    Could you extend your analysis to other political (or otherwise) celebrities? :D
     
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  17. DBCDIY

    DBCDIY Screwfix Select

    We could have some fun rearranging letters or adding spaces too: e.g. Blair becomes B**** Liar. :)
     
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  18. Tilt

    Tilt Screwfix Select

    But he could change that 'self righteous nob-sock' look on his face ........... Lol.

    A bit of 'humility' goes a long way with a lot of folk, I think. :)
     
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  19. Bob Rathbone

    Bob Rathbone Screwfix Select

    We have to think more selectively than that! :)
     
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  20. Bob Rathbone

    Bob Rathbone Screwfix Select

    Could do, where do we go if we examine the origins of 'Hunt'? No replies please.
     
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