There was a youngish lady named pickle. Who really liked to tickle the keys on her puter. If it carries on I am going round hers to unplug her router. This I'm sure will result in me getting a size 6 booter. Right up the jacksy followed by a smacksy.
I saw your shoes in the hallway when I was routing around last night. No wait that wasn't me, I was here, tucked up in bed, honest.
Got my "lucky dips" for the Euro tonight....What a load of s***e. Could have save 4 quid there but I suppose "you've gotta be in it to win it"
Wasn't sure whether to read it as Shiny New Bog or Shiny New Log. Amounts to the same thing, I guess...
Morning all great one liner para Have a lovely weekend folks what are you all upto? Still pants weather in Devon can't have another day off though, I need to get some work done out in my little shed today.