Moneysaving Top Tips

Paint your tool yellow & black so girls think you're a real tradesman.

 

Split the sheets of toilet paper into single ply, this saves real money. Beware of poke-through as the cost of soap to wash the offending finger can outweigh the financial benefit.

 

Only go No.2s at a friend's house - that way you never need to buy any paper.

 

I don't have any friends.

 

Forgive my presumption. I thought you were normal.

 

"Paint your tool yellow & black so girls think you're a real tradesman."

Better still,,, Paint your power tools light grey and green,,,, Girls will think your a "real tradesman

 

Don't paint your power tools any colour at all so as to save on the cost of paint. Although you may wish to consider the cost of the paint against having girls think you are a "real tradesman".

 

while their out what?

 

please?

 

Split the sheets of toilet paper into single ply, this saves real money.

Alternatively use both sides.

 

and all four edges

 

So you're actually stealing the free one. Have you thought this through properly?

 

Feeling suicidal?? Nip round to your next door neighbours and use their gas to kill yourself. Saves a rather high gas bill for your next of kin.

 

When first fixing, ensure that you run the cable so that it just about reaches the accessories without any play whatsoever, like one of my colleagues does regularly.

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When plastering a new house, cut all the new leccy cables back tight into the wall boxes. All that scrap can add up to nearly £25 on a large house.

 

When plastering a new house, take a pipe slice with you and cut the radiator pipe tails back to the wall. With the price of copper at the moment you'll make at least £35- £45 off each house.