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Discussion in 'Electricians' Talk' started by scudo sparky, Apr 22, 2010.

  1. scudo sparky

    scudo sparky New Member

    Guts or balls

    We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

    GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

    BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next, fat ***."

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject
  2. Removed 4

    Removed 4 New Member

    Sophistication, is arriving home to find your spouse in bed with an interloper, and having the good manners to say: " Oh! I'm sorry I disturbed you - please carry on"....

    'Balls' is the ability to carry on.......

    Lucia x
  3. totalsplurdy

    totalsplurdy New Member

  4. mr sillys

    mr sillys New Member

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  5. Removed 4

    Removed 4 New Member

    Says the epitome of Sfx sophistication.......
  6. 999

    999 New Member

  7. barbaricduck

    barbaricduck Active Member

    Sophistication is not Lucia, Brilliance is, on this occasion, Scudo.

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