No singing at work please

Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by bright_Spark, May 4, 2023.

  1. bright_Spark

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    It is Alan. I wasnt going to say anything but I got anointed first by the archbishop. Then Charles had his done..
     
    Last edited: May 7, 2023
  2. Alan22

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    That explains the absence, I don't understand the anointing thing, I hope they didn't use the same chair?
     
  3. bright_Spark

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    Its an ancient tradition Alan, dont tell anyone but they use old spice
     
  4. Bazza-spark

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    No, he had a perch :D:D
     
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  5. Ind spark

    Ind spark Screwfix Select

    Brut.
     
  6. bright_Spark

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    I had hi karate, charles had Denim
     
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  7. Ind spark

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    Nice
     
  8. Alan22

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    But if you were anointed on the same chair that means you are king.
     
  9. bright_Spark

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    I would expect so Alan, the archbishop agrees too.
     
  10. Alan22

    Alan22 Screwfix Select

    I think you should get that in writing and present it when you are asked for your SVQ level 3.
     
  11. bright_Spark

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    Well I did get a knighthood Alan as we were both in the neighborhood so it made perfect sense to get it done there and then, I told him I had 5 cocks and he seemed pretty impressed and gave all of my cocks a royal title too.
     
  12. Alan22

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    You told the archbishop you had 5 cocks?
     
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  13. bright_Spark

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    Yes they are now titled, I have horace of Haltemprice, Richard of Shrewsbury. Stuart the brave, Peter of Liecester and St Paul.
     
  14. Bazza-spark

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    No Alan, he's a queen :D Haven't you seen him in drag? :eek:
     
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  15. Bazza-spark

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    And St Michael of Marks and Spencer :D:D
     
  16. sparky steve

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    IMG_0405.jpeg
    During your joint ceremony.
    Did you get anointed using the same book as Charles?:eek:
     
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  17. bright_Spark

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    :D:D
    :D:D:D
     
  18. Alan22

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    ''The act of anointing, which was usually carried out by a priest, signified the setting apart of the king and signalled his divine election. It was also the moment at which God adopted the monarch as his son and at which God's spirit descended on him''.

    So a couple of bishops give him a rub down with oil, behind a screen, and this is meant to have something to do with god? downright pervy if you ask me.
     
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  19. bright_Spark

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    I actually enjoyed it. The arch bishop has ver good hands
     
  20. Alan22

    Alan22 Screwfix Select

    I imagine he gets plenty of practice in that department.
     

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