No singing at work please

[bright_Spark]

Is it true you were at the coronation?

It is Alan. I wasnt going to say anything but I got anointed first by the archbishop. Then Charles had his done..

 

[Alan22]

It is Alan. I wasnt going to say anything but I got anointed first by the archbishop. Then Charles had his done..

That explains the absence, I don't understand the anointing thing, I hope they didn't use the same chair?

 

[bright_Spark]

That explains the absence, I don't understand the anointing thing, I hope they didn't use the same chair?

Its an ancient tradition Alan, dont tell anyone but they use old spice

 

[Deleted member 34779]

That explains the absence, I don't understand the anointing thing, I hope they didn't use the same chair?

No, he had a perch

 

[Ind spark]

Its an ancient tradition Alan, dont tell anyone but they use old spice

Brut.

 

[bright_Spark]

Brut.

I had hi karate, charles had Denim

 

[Ind spark]

I had hi karate

Nice

 

[Alan22]

But if you were anointed on the same chair that means you are king.

 

[bright_Spark]

But if you were anointed on the same chair that means you are king.

I would expect so Alan, the archbishop agrees too.

 

[Alan22]

I would expect so Alan, the archbishop agrees too.

I think you should get that in writing and present it when you are asked for your SVQ level 3.

 

[bright_Spark]

I think you should get that in writing and present it when you are asked for your SVQ level 3.

Well I did get a knighthood Alan as we were both in the neighborhood so it made perfect sense to get it done there and then, I told him I had 5 cocks and he seemed pretty impressed and gave all of my cocks a royal title too.

 

[Alan22]

I told him I had 5 cocks and he seemed pretty impressed

You told the archbishop you had 5 cocks?

 

[bright_Spark]

You told the archbishop you had 5 cocks?

Yes they are now titled, I have horace of Haltemprice, Richard of Shrewsbury. Stuart the brave, Peter of Liecester and St Paul.

 

[Deleted member 34779]

But if you were anointed on the same chair that means you are king.

No Alan, he's a queen Haven't you seen him in drag?

 

[Deleted member 34779]

Yes they are now titled, I have horace of Haltemprice, Richard of Shrewsbury. Stuart the brave, Peter of Liecester and St Paul.

And St Michael of Marks and Spencer

 

[Deleted member 184650]

It is Alan. I wasnt going to say anything but I got anointed first by the archbishop. Then Charles had his done..

During your joint ceremony.
Did you get anointed using the same book as Charles?

 

[bright_Spark]

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During your joint ceremony.
Did you get anointed using the same book as Charles?

 

[Alan22]

''The act of anointing, which was usually carried out by a priest, signified the setting apart of the king and signalled his divine election. It was also the moment at which God adopted the monarch as his son and at which God's spirit descended on him''.

So a couple of bishops give him a rub down with oil, behind a screen, and this is meant to have something to do with god? downright pervy if you ask me.

 

[bright_Spark]

''The act of anointing, which was usually carried out by a priest, signified the setting apart of the king and signalled his divine election. It was also the moment at which God adopted the monarch as his son and at which God's spirit descended on him''.

So a couple of bishops give him a rub down with oil, behind a screen, and this is meant to have something to do with god? downright pervy if you ask me.

I actually enjoyed it. The arch bishop has ver good hands

 

[Alan22]

I actually enjoyed it. The arch bishop has ver good hands

I imagine he gets plenty of practice in that department.