Sparkielev
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The only time me and missus hold hands is when she is taking money out if it
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Fantastic I’ll give you a tenner for the jacket on the far left![]()
Dogging?A bird pooed on my windscreen last night; that’s the last time I’m taking her out![]()
You have plenty left, reduce the price!
That is very funny![]()
Hopefully not on the self destruct button.Like Jong-un and Trump, my finger is poised...
I didn't your penis was that small.Like Jong-un and Trump, my finger is poised...