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[Sparkielev]

The only time me and missus hold hands is when she is taking money out if it

 

[The Teach]

A bird pooed on my windscreen last night; that’s the last time I’m taking her out

 

[facilities]

They've opened a new shop across the road selling camouflage clothing

but I have my suspicions something weird is going on. Yesterday I saw

20 people go in but I never saw anyone coming out.

 

[Isitreally]

They've opened a new shop across the road selling camouflage clothing

but I have my suspicions something weird is going on. Yesterday I saw

20 people go in but I never saw anyone coming out.

Talking of Camouflage clothes ive got some for sale, make me an offer.

 

[facilities]

I was driving this morning when I saw an RAC van parked up. The driver

was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to

myself "that guy's heading for a breakdown".

 

[facilities]

Talking of Camouflage clothes ive got some for sale, make me an offer.

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Fantastic I’ll give you a tenner for the jacket on the far left

 

[Isitreally]

Fantastic I’ll give you a tenner for the jacket on the far left

Sold.

 

[chippie244]

A bird pooed on my windscreen last night; that’s the last time I’m taking her out

Dogging?

 

[Astramax]

Talking of Camouflage clothes ive got some for sale, make me an offer.

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You have plenty left, reduce the price!

 

[facilities]

A friend of mine moved into a new house at the weekend so I took him

over a couple of radiators. Just a little house warming present.

 

[Deleted member 33931]

That is very funny

 

[facilities]

That is very funny

See yer not all bad not matter what everyone else on here thinks (except Jack)

 

[Deleted member 33931]

That is not funny.

 

[facilities]

Sorry Peter

 

[Deleted member 33931]

Like Jong-un and Trump, my finger is poised...

 

[Isitreally]

Like Jong-un and Trump, my finger is poised...

I see.

 

[joinerjohn1]

Like Jong-un and Trump, my finger is poised...

Hopefully not on the self destruct button.

 

[The Teach]

A friend asked me if I wanted to go bungee jumping. I told him that a broken rubber brought me into this world, but I’m sure as hell not going to let it take me out!

 

[chippie244]

Like Jong-un and Trump, my finger is poised...

I didn't your penis was that small.

 

[facilities]

I went to my allotment last week and found someone had covered it with

2 inches of soil. I went again yesterday only to find it covered

again with another 2 inches of soil. The plot thickens!!!