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Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by WillyEckerslike, Feb 4, 2018.

  1. Sparkielev

    Sparkielev Well-Known Member

    The only time me and missus hold hands is when she is taking money out if it
     
  2. The Teach

    The Teach Active Member

    A bird pooed on my windscreen last night; that’s the last time I’m taking her out ;)
     
  3. facilities

    facilities Active Member

    They've opened a new shop across the road selling camouflage clothing

    but I have my suspicions something weird is going on. Yesterday I saw

    20 people go in but I never saw anyone coming out.
     
  4. Isitreally

    Isitreally Well-Known Member


    Talking of Camouflage clothes ive got some for sale, make me an offer.

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    :D:D
     
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  5. facilities

    facilities Active Member

    I was driving this morning when I saw an RAC van parked up. The driver

    was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to

    myself "that guy's heading for a breakdown".
     
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  6. facilities

    facilities Active Member

    Fantastic I’ll give you a tenner for the jacket on the far left :rolleyes:
     
  7. Isitreally

    Isitreally Well-Known Member


    Sold. :p:p
     
  8. chippie244

    chippie244 Well-Known Member

    Dogging?
     
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  9. Astramax

    Astramax Well-Known Member

    You have plenty left, reduce the price!
     
  10. facilities

    facilities Active Member

    A friend of mine moved into a new house at the weekend so I took him

    over a couple of radiators. Just a little house warming present.
     
  11. Devil's Advocate

    Devil's Advocate Well-Known Member

    That is very funny :)
     
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  12. facilities

    facilities Active Member


    See yer not all bad not matter what everyone else on here thinks (except Jack)
     
  13. Devil's Advocate

    Devil's Advocate Well-Known Member

    That is not funny. :rolleyes:
     
  14. facilities

    facilities Active Member

    Sorry Peter :(
     
  15. Devil's Advocate

    Devil's Advocate Well-Known Member

    Like Jong-un and Trump, my finger is poised...
     
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  16. Isitreally

    Isitreally Well-Known Member


    I see.


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  17. joinerjohn1

    joinerjohn1 Screwfix Select

    Hopefully not on the self destruct button.
     
  18. The Teach

    The Teach Active Member

    A friend asked me if I wanted to go bungee jumping. I told him that a broken rubber brought me into this world, but I’m sure as hell not going to let it take me out!
    :rolleyes:
     
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  19. chippie244

    chippie244 Well-Known Member

    I didn't your penis was that small.
     
  20. facilities

    facilities Active Member

    I went to my allotment last week and found someone had covered it with

    2 inches of soil. I went again yesterday only to find it covered

    again with another 2 inches of soil. The plot thickens!!!
     
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