Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by WillyEckerslike, Feb 4, 2018.

  1. Sparkielev

    Sparkielev Screwfix Select

    The only time me and missus hold hands is when she is taking money out if it
  2. The Teach

    The Teach Screwfix Select

    A bird pooed on my windscreen last night; that’s the last time I’m taking her out ;)
  3. facilities

    facilities Guest

    They've opened a new shop across the road selling camouflage clothing

    but I have my suspicions something weird is going on. Yesterday I saw

    20 people go in but I never saw anyone coming out.
  4. Isitreally

    Isitreally Super Member

    Talking of Camouflage clothes ive got some for sale, make me an offer.


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  5. facilities

    facilities Guest

    I was driving this morning when I saw an RAC van parked up. The driver

    was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to

    myself "that guy's heading for a breakdown".
  6. facilities

    facilities Guest

    Fantastic I’ll give you a tenner for the jacket on the far left :rolleyes:
  7. Isitreally

    Isitreally Super Member

    Sold. :p:p
  8. chippie244

    chippie244 Super Member

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  9. Astramax

    Astramax Super Member

    You have plenty left, reduce the price!
  10. facilities

    facilities Guest

    A friend of mine moved into a new house at the weekend so I took him

    over a couple of radiators. Just a little house warming present.
  11. That is very funny :)
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  12. facilities

    facilities Guest

    See yer not all bad not matter what everyone else on here thinks (except Jack)
  13. That is not funny. :rolleyes:
  14. facilities

    facilities Guest

    Sorry Peter :(
  15. Like Jong-un and Trump, my finger is poised...
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  16. Isitreally

    Isitreally Super Member

    I see.

  17. joinerjohn1

    joinerjohn1 Screwfix Select

    Hopefully not on the self destruct button.
  18. The Teach

    The Teach Screwfix Select

    A friend asked me if I wanted to go bungee jumping. I told him that a broken rubber brought me into this world, but I’m sure as hell not going to let it take me out!
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  19. chippie244

    chippie244 Super Member

    I didn't your penis was that small.
  20. facilities

    facilities Guest

    I went to my allotment last week and found someone had covered it with

    2 inches of soil. I went again yesterday only to find it covered

    again with another 2 inches of soil. The plot thickens!!!
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