Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by WillyEckerslike, Feb 4, 2018.
The only time me and missus hold hands is when she is taking money out if it
A bird pooed on my windscreen last night; that’s the last time I’m taking her out
They've opened a new shop across the road selling camouflage clothing
but I have my suspicions something weird is going on. Yesterday I saw
20 people go in but I never saw anyone coming out.
Talking of Camouflage clothes ive got some for sale, make me an offer.
I was driving this morning when I saw an RAC van parked up. The driver
was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to
myself "that guy's heading for a breakdown".
Fantastic I’ll give you a tenner for the jacket on the far left
You have plenty left, reduce the price!
A friend of mine moved into a new house at the weekend so I took him
over a couple of radiators. Just a little house warming present.
That is very funny
See yer not all bad not matter what everyone else on here thinks (except Jack)
That is not funny.
Like Jong-un and Trump, my finger is poised...
Hopefully not on the self destruct button.
A friend asked me if I wanted to go bungee jumping. I told him that a broken rubber brought me into this world, but I’m sure as hell not going to let it take me out!
I didn't your penis was that small.
I went to my allotment last week and found someone had covered it with
2 inches of soil. I went again yesterday only to find it covered
again with another 2 inches of soil. The plot thickens!!!
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