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Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by WillyEckerslike, Feb 4, 2018.

  1. fillyboy

    fillyboy Well-Known Member

    What will Christmas be like after Brexit?













    No brussels.
     
  2. facilities

    facilities Guest

    I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I

    was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a

    coffin... 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it... I

    thought to myself, these idiots have lost the plot!!
     
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    facilities Guest

    I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.
     
  4. fillyboy

    fillyboy Well-Known Member

    I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs..

    Like Customs Officers.
     
  5. Yes you did.
     
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    facilities Guest

    My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that."
     
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  7. retiredsparks

    retiredsparks Well-Known Member

    If anyone is having Lamb this sunday...put your hand over its muzzle to stop it calling for its mother....
    RS
     
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    facilities Guest

    For those who do not use and cannot comprehend why Facebook exists:


    I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.


    Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell passers by what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later, and with whom. I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch, and doing what anybody and everybody does every day. I also listen to their conversations, give them the "thumbs up" and tell them I like them.


    And it works just like Facebook. I already have four people following me: two police officers, a private investigator, and a psychiatrist!!
     
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  9. retiredsparks

    retiredsparks Well-Known Member

    I have decided I shall try Pseudo Tourette's with Coprolalia.
    Just walk up to people i don't like the look of..... ..twitch in a gruesome manner and shout some horrendous profanity...re-twitch...and walk off.
    Makes me feel a lot better...:cool:
    Rs
     
  10. chippie244

    chippie244 Well-Known Member

    Well I didn't feel anything o_O
     
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  14. Oh the 'rony.

    Tonight, Mrs Facs ain't getting her tea either.
     
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    facilities Guest

    Ha ha I needed some light relief just took my pinny off getting nervous now the dragons due home
     
  16. And Mr Facs ain't getting his oats... :oops:
     
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  17. Hint No1 - stop referring to her as a 'dragon'... :rolleyes:
     
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  18. IT'S GONNA BE GREAT! :D
     
  19. facilities

    facilities Guest

    I always thought of you as a positive type of guy, we’ll see :rolleyes:
     
  20. facilities

    facilities Guest

    I’ve put a dab of old spice behind each ear, what could possibly go wrong ;)
     

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