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I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I

was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a

coffin... 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it... I

thought to myself, these idiots have lost the plot!!
 
I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.
 
I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs..

Like Customs Officers.
 
For those who do not use and cannot comprehend why Facebook exists:


I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.


Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell passers by what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later, and with whom. I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch, and doing what anybody and everybody does every day. I also listen to their conversations, give them the "thumbs up" and tell them I like them.


And it works just like Facebook. I already have four people following me: two police officers, a private investigator, and a psychiatrist!!
 
I have decided I shall try Pseudo Tourette's with Coprolalia.
Just walk up to people i don't like the look of..... ..twitch in a gruesome manner and shout some horrendous profanity...re-twitch...and walk off.
Makes me feel a lot better...:cool:
Rs
 
I’ve put a dab of old spice behind each ear, what could possibly go wrong ;)
 
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