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[facilities]

Standard 8!

Even before my time.

Thought you used to be a chariot fitter

 

[Astramax]

Teacher tells the class to get out their pencils. Little Johnny replies " I ain't got no pencils". Teacher corrects Jonnie by saying "We have no pencils, they have no pencils, you have no pencils". To which little Jonny replies " Who has got all the pencils then?"

Heard that one years ago when my old head teacher was reading aloud 'The Old Testament' .

 

[RolandK]

"Mummy, mummy, there's a man at the door with a bill".
"Don't be silly dear, it must be a duck with a hat on".

 

[Harry Stottle]

I was in the pub with a mate yesterday, I finished my drink and said "your round" He said "And so are you, you fat sod"

 

[HarDeBloodyHarHar]

I was in the pub with a mate yesterday, I finished my drink and said "your round" He said "And so are you, you fat sod"

He wouldn't have said that if DA was here!

 

[facilities]

He wouldn't have said that if DA was here!

R I P. DA

 

[HarDeBloodyHarHar]

Yeah. GBR.

 

[Bob Rathbone]

Heard that one years ago when my old head teacher was reading aloud 'The Old Testament' .

We're not telling new jokes here, just reminiscing and recycling the past.

 

[Astramax]

Went to the shops today to buy some vegetables and the greengrocer had a lettuce poking out of his backside so I said to him 'What's that lettuce stuck up your backside for' he replied 'That's only the tip of the Iceberg'.

 

[dinkydo]

 

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