Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by WillyEckerslike, Feb 4, 2018.
Thought you used to be a chariot fitter
Heard that one years ago when my old head teacher was reading aloud 'The Old Testament' .
"Mummy, mummy, there's a man at the door with a bill".
"Don't be silly dear, it must be a duck with a hat on".
I was in the pub with a mate yesterday, I finished my drink and said "your round" He said "And so are you, you fat sod"
He wouldn't have said that if DA was here!
R I P. DA
We're not telling new jokes here, just reminiscing and recycling the past.
Went to the shops today to buy some vegetables and the greengrocer had a lettuce poking out of his backside so I said to him 'What's that lettuce stuck up your backside for' he replied 'That's only the tip of the Iceberg'.
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