Oops!

Thought you used to be a chariot fitter

 

Heard that one years ago when my old head teacher was reading aloud 'The Old Testament' .

 

"Mummy, mummy, there's a man at the door with a bill".
"Don't be silly dear, it must be a duck with a hat on".

 

I was in the pub with a mate yesterday, I finished my drink and said "your round" He said "And so are you, you fat sod"

 

He wouldn't have said that if DA was here!

 

R I P. DA

 

Yeah. GBR.

 

We're not telling new jokes here, just reminiscing and recycling the past.

 

Went to the shops today to buy some vegetables and the greengrocer had a lettuce poking out of his backside so I said to him 'What's that lettuce stuck up your backside for' he replied 'That's only the tip of the Iceberg'.