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joinerjohn1
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Looks nothing like Bernard Matthews (although turkeys might resent your statement)She just needs a fringethen she'll be bootiful.
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Windywillow
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Ahh another star pupil of the Diane Abbott School of Mathematics I see.
Oooh stop
I have a headache. I can't possibly defend myself right now.Election day ... Wahey I'm cured
it's a miracle! Check out my winning votes!
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Lanc
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She just needs a fringe
You do realise that Mo Mowlam died an early death from cancer, after being heavily involved in the 'peace process'?
You are despicable to talk of someone in that manner.
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Windywillow
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Deleted member 33931
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Ouch. A tad harsh, Lancs?
I'm pretty sure Windy wasn't being deliberately insensitive. (And you said nothing about JJ's contribution above?)
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Lanc
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After jj's known obsessions about Scottish female undergarments, I decided to ignore anything he now says - but it would be no credible defence for him to say he didn't know her background (so you may deduce my feelings in that direction
).If Windy really didn't know then maybe it was harsh - but maybe make him do a little research before making such remarks about a lady. Wonder if Windy has a fringe and is 'bootiful'.......
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Deleted member 33931
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btiw2
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I saw the DUP manifesto described as "basically the Bible, with fortnightly bin collections". Who wants to read all that, right?
So I present the DUP manifesto as written by the Screwfix community.
LGBT rights
Teaching creationism in schools
Climate change
Gay marriage
Northern Ireland
So I present the DUP manifesto as written by the Screwfix community.
LGBT rights
Teaching creationism in schools
Climate change
Gay marriage
Northern Ireland
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Phil the Paver
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btiw2
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If the DUP ever introduce "Laissez-faire spelling policy" you'll be top of the list (yeah, I know, stones and glasshouses right?).
btiw2
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What's June? The end of May.
Can I bet on a September election? I just discovered Amber Rudd's middle name.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amber_Rudd
Can I bet on a September election? I just discovered Amber Rudd's middle name.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amber_Rudd
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Phil the Paver
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Very clever.
Don't think there'll be another election just yet though, everybody behind May.
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Deleted member 33931
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How the hell (oops...) did you track down these comments?! (Tho', tragically, I recall each and every one)
I didn't know the SF forum was powered by such advanced algorithms; I'm guessing you only had to enter 'mindless bigot' in the search box and the software did the rest?
Anyhoo, missing Wry and Mr GNasty like like like, um, an Orange march on the Garvaghy Road.
btiw2
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I'm sure the whole Conservative party is behind Mrs May, the question is, who'll stab first?Very clever.
Don't think there'll be another election just yet though, everybody behind May.
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Phil the Paver
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Phil the Paver
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I thought this was funny, DA & Crew won't
longboat
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It's funny in a disturbing kind of way.I thought this was funny, DA & Crew won't
Bless their pink dyed hair.
They are only following their leader though, Corby has led them to this with his announcement that he's ready to lead the country as if he won the vote and the evil Nazis are preventing him from doing so.
They did warn us about the Tories, didn't they!
I thought it was absolutely priceless what he said about May's position in No10...
He called her a "squatter", Corby, calling May a squatter!!! He'll be calling her a terrorist sympathiser next for getting support from the DUP, just watch.
Where is this man, so full of honour, dignity and integrity that so many speak of?
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darryle
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She still want to run in the minority though she lose in the election.