poems

Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by tomplum, Sep 10, 2007.

  1. tomplum

    tomplum Active Member

    i've just started writing poetry,
    i think i've got it right.
    and when its nearly perfik
    i'll post one here tonight.
     
  2. unphased

    unphased Screwfix Select

    You've started writing poetry?
    You think you've got it right?
    You know its nowhere perfik!
    In fact its rather sh1te
     
  3. ª¹

    ª¹ New Member

    Unphased, thats rather funny,
    in fact, it's rather good,
    perhaps you'll like to visit me,
    and pull my lovely pud.
     
  4. tomplum

    tomplum Active Member

    you've copied most of it you tw4t
    why don't you make your own up.
    there's lots of words to pick from.
    but you need to be a grown up.
     
  5. tomplum

    tomplum Active Member

    mr funny face, i like you
    but i will not pull your pud.
    cos there's a word round here for doin that,
    but my spellins not that good.
     
  6. cliffy brown

    cliffy brown New Member

    tom plum
    is *


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  7. unphased

    unphased Screwfix Select

    Chill out tom. I thought you had a sense of humour

    I'm goin for a beer
    I might even make it two
    I might even get hammered
    But you dont care do you?
     
  8. tomplum

    tomplum Active Member

    clifferd t he is a ****
    he cannot make a rhyme
    he comes from out a bog
    and is covered in green slime.

    [Edited by: admin5]
     
  9. tomplum

    tomplum Active Member

    i've got a sense of humour
    please don't take my ryhmes to heart
    go out and have your beer
    be carefull not to fart.
     
  10. tomplum

    tomplum Active Member

    i'm getting tired of this now
    my eyes are getting heavy.
    i think i'll join unphased
    and go and have a bevvy
     
  11. tomplum

    tomplum Active Member

    when devs comes in tomorrow
    he'll mark my work tonight.
    and when he see's my spelling
    he'll know i'm not too bright.
     
  12. tomplum

    tomplum Active Member

    if kandy was my sweetheart.
    i'd take her by the hand
    and walk her in the gardens.
    we'd listen to the band,
    i'd wisper in her lug hole.
    if you play your cards tonight love
    it'l be your lucky day.
    then we'd wonder in the pasture
    and frolick in the hay.
     
  13. tomplum

    tomplum Active Member

    oh Ion its your bedtime
    please don't attempt a verse
    or i'll knock your ** head off
    and put you in a hearse,
    ( you * you made me swear)

    [Edited by: admin5]
     
  14. tomplum

    tomplum Active Member

    mr extremlycleverman.
    whats that, whats up your sleeve.
    its a very hairy arm.
    like a monkey, i believe,
     
  15. tomplum

    tomplum Active Member

    lets not forget ole bertie
    the plastic man from toon.
    he likes a newkie brown or two
    i'd like one with him soon.
     
  16. tomplum

    tomplum Active Member

    not seen much of tommy savilon
    i think he's in the gutter
    he's very hard to follow
    cos of his european stutter.
     
  17. tomplum

    tomplum Active Member

    harry davison is a character
    who seems to know his mind
    and if he'd tell us how it works
    that would be very kind.
     
  18. tomplum

    tomplum Active Member

    well thats all folks i'm knackered
    i'm off to bed to sleep.
    and if i think of any more
    ah 4kit they will keep


    night all
     
  19. tomplum

    tomplum Active Member

    almost fegeet tetleymon

    if thats geet sour milk int fridge
    don't frow the bottle away,
    cos if milkmon oresleeps next day
    tha suppin black tey all day,
     
  20. tomplum

    tomplum Active Member

    end of thread
     

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