poems

i've just started writing poetry,
i think i've got it right.
and when its nearly perfik
i'll post one here tonight.

 

you've copied most of it you tw4t
why don't you make your own up.
there's lots of words to pick from.
but you need to be a grown up.

 

mr funny face, i like you
but i will not pull your pud.
cos there's a word round here for doin that,
but my spellins not that good.

 

clifferd t he is a ****
he cannot make a rhyme
he comes from out a bog
and is covered in green slime.

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i've got a sense of humour
please don't take my ryhmes to heart
go out and have your beer
be carefull not to fart.

 

i'm getting tired of this now
my eyes are getting heavy.
i think i'll join unphased
and go and have a bevvy

 

when devs comes in tomorrow
he'll mark my work tonight.
and when he see's my spelling
he'll know i'm not too bright.

 

if kandy was my sweetheart.
i'd take her by the hand
and walk her in the gardens.
we'd listen to the band,
i'd wisper in her lug hole.
if you play your cards tonight love
it'l be your lucky day.
then we'd wonder in the pasture
and frolick in the hay.

 

oh Ion its your bedtime
please don't attempt a verse
or i'll knock your ** head off
and put you in a hearse,
( you * you made me swear)

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mr extremlycleverman.
whats that, whats up your sleeve.
its a very hairy arm.
like a monkey, i believe,

 

lets not forget ole bertie
the plastic man from toon.
he likes a newkie brown or two
i'd like one with him soon.

 

not seen much of tommy savilon
i think he's in the gutter
he's very hard to follow
cos of his european stutter.

 

harry davison is a character
who seems to know his mind
and if he'd tell us how it works
that would be very kind.

 

well thats all folks i'm knackered
i'm off to bed to sleep.
and if i think of any more
ah 4kit they will keep


night all

 

almost fegeet tetleymon

if thats geet sour milk int fridge
don't frow the bottle away,
cos if milkmon oresleeps next day
tha suppin black tey all day,

 

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