I hope you sleep real soundly, as in your bed you lie, then later as the morning comes, you hopefully **** die. [Edited by: admin5]
There's a * on here called banallsheds Who's such a **** beaut He needs a piece of four by two Rammin up his chute (In a very humane non challenging way of course) [Edited by: admin5]
Not my own work, far too sophisticated: Roses are red, Violets are blue, The shorter the skirt the better the view ==================== Handy Andy, chimney sweeper, Had a wife and couldn't keep her. Had another, didn't love her - Up the chimney he did shove her ==================== There was a man who always wore, A saucepan on his head. I asked him what he did it for - 'I don't know why,' he said. 'It always makes my ears so sore, I am a foolish man. I think I'll have to take it off And wear a frying pan.
opps i've gone and spilt me tea. and lost a dozen crackers. the tea was *** boilin hot and it scalded half me knackers. [Edited by: admin5]
Tomplums plums got washed last night that makes a welcome change but the silly ** used boiling tea which left them looking strange They were all redraw and peeling his bag was all ablister when they scraped him off the ceiling it was bandaged by his sister [Edited by: admin5]
Spine I said, “I am so useless. “I have not got a plan. “I cannot get a woman. “I’d settle for a man. “I am getting desperate. “My mind is full of fog. “I cannot find a fella. “I’d settle for a dog. “But dogs are very dirty, “And I don’t mean to whine. “I’ll settle for ‘most anything “If it has a spine.” My friend said, “I am worried “About the way you look.” So she gave me a present. It was a hardback book.
Your poems are too good for me, so I’m off out to have a wee look at my front garden, so nice it’s ‘nuf to give a *. Two li’l ponds I’m digging there, yes, that’s two – I like a pair. Betwixt three trees there they lie like two ears, a nose and eye(s). (ahem) Every time I move a sod, I think of sooyar – what a gob. Full of carp, he’s quite a lad, half a brain - he’s well sad. Thick as **, and twice as smelly, big fat ****, and a round fat belly. Really, he is truly crass - did I mention his big fat ***? His head is full of putrid mush, not like t’Devil – he’s well lush. A mind of vitriol and hate; a life of hell, that’s his fate. Who would possibly want to know him? His attitude is so well grim. Right of Ghengis Khan sits he, out-doing his ev-ery decree. I thought we had progressed beyond this, it seems I’m wrong – he takes the **. Hitler would of had a friend, a flexible one – for him he’d 'bend'. What are we to do with sooyar? Maybe he is bi-polar. Except that we are still waiting, for a glimpse of nice guy – but he’s still grating. Did I mention he’s a twit? A twit, a twit - that’s just about it. Twitie, twitie twitie-twoo, A stinking pile of festering do-do. (with thanks to ‘Rhymezone’ – ‘cept for last verse… ) [Edited by: admin5]
Don't give up your day job whatever you may do when god, handed out intelligence he never got to you It's not your fault you can only play the cards that you've been given but must you show to all the world the stupidity, by which you're driven
Clucking Bell Oh Bucket Jazzzzzz; NICE! (It's a short performance 'art' poem, you have to be in smokey nightclub, tap the beat, pause in unpredictable places, put pointless undue emphasis on random syllables etc. )
x 2 Okey dokey Don't give up your day job whatever you may do when god, handed out intelligence he never got to you It's not your fault, you can only play the cards that you've been given but must you show to all the world the stupidity, by which you're driven I must admit, I had respect for you, before I knew the limit of your intellect but now, I see right through Your argument's you can't sustain and so you have to scoff if dynamite was used for brain your hat wouldn't be blown off (Is that what you meant, or were you giving up?)
sooyarcanusegoogle@wnker.pft, got stung on the neck by a wasp, when asked if it hurted, he said, naaaahh. End of limerick.
I've seen your picture in your posts you ugly, round faced tw*t I wouldn't put my photo up If I had a kite like that
The 'picture' that you think is real, is actually just a nick, I'm feeling ***** writing this, so you can suck my kumquat.
Sooyer an Tom youre a pair of wits, you never get on my ****.. I enjoy reading your verse dont let bas an admin5 make you terse.. Oh Clint, you are Dead , You were the funniest poster we have read ... take heed in the fact, you had no tact .... if somewhat eratic but your prose was always estatic ....(Pfftz) 1/10 for rubbish bad speling effort
The 'picture' that you think is real, is actually just a nick, I'm feeling ***** writing this, so you can suck my kumquat. You've changed it now, you cheatin ** you've made it go all slanty now, you look like a who'oers crutch imprinted on her panty [Edited by: admin5]