well you should know all 'bout whooers drawers you learnt it watchin' mum, that ugly blob that shat you out from the creases of her arse.
No, you tw*t, you've got it wrong it wasn't watching mum it was when I sh*gged your missus and she stunk of sweat and rum
well you should know all 'bout whooers drawers you learnt it watchin' mum, that ugly blob that shat you out from the creases of her arse. Ah! You're a student of Lord Byron?
ho joyous day, september morn i'm glad to share my snarlings i'll write my best and present it when i drunken all my carlings.
"No, you tw*t, you've got it wrong it wasn't watching mum it was when I sh*gged your missus and she stunk of sweat and rum" Haha you fool, that wasn't mum, 'twas daddy in a frock, he loves his rum and like you loves *. [Edited by: admin5]
cluntie you're a witty one. you got paintence and time. but you stupid mother you're supposed to make it rhyme.
No,No I poked your missus your dad just took the cash but after I had finished he said he'd have a bash She didn't even make him pay cos all that she could see was he was twice the man you are though he was eighty three
My dad said "83", yeah, but that was just a gag, to test that you'd be sick enough to bone some dying hag. You proved it well, you sicko perv, you humped her poodle too, I wouldn't be at all suprised if you boned your goldfish too.
You're mother was a go'er though but she really should have knew that *** that orang utan would make an ugly ** like you But don't let that upset you your future looks quite rosie in chester zoo or whipsnade they'll make you very cosy (I see why you like kumquats though) [Edited by: admin5]
I bet you know all the bestest zoos for letching animals' ringoes So what's yer 'flava', zoophile man, seals, owls or dingos?
Wots up faceache, do you feel alone, are you looking for some tips? on some unsuspecting animals where you can lose your pips Cos, if you are, I'll tell you now you're wasting your own time for even though they're in a cage they'll run away from slime But, don't despair, I've got a plan to help you lose your cherry. It's an organ grinder's monkey but you might get berry berry
I realise why you love me and hang on to every word, it's cos you wanna mount me, coat your pecker with some ****. Well off you piddle, pervo man, I'm shacked up with a hippo, besides, it's slightly fussy and would never do a gippo.
That's no way to talk about your wife you disrespectful **** before you came into her life she was a champion * [Edited by: admin5]