poems

Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by tomplum, Sep 10, 2007.

  1. ª¹

    ª¹ New Member

    well you should know all 'bout whooers drawers
    you learnt it watchin' mum,
    that ugly blob that shat you out
    from the creases of her arse.
     
  2. sooyar

    sooyar New Member

    No, you tw*t, you've got it wrong
    it wasn't watching mum
    it was when I sh*gged your missus
    and she stunk of sweat and rum
     
  3. Mr GrimNasty

    Mr GrimNasty Active Member

    well you should know all 'bout whooers drawers
    you learnt it watchin' mum,
    that ugly blob that shat you out
    from the creases of her arse.

    Ah! You're a student of Lord Byron?
     
  4. devil's advocate

    devil's advocate New Member

    "Is that what you meant, or were you giving up?"



    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
     
  5. devil's advocate

    devil's advocate New Member

  6. tomplum

    tomplum Active Member

    ho joyous day, september morn
    i'm glad to share my snarlings
    i'll write my best and present it when
    i drunken all my carlings.
     
  7. ª¹

    ª¹ New Member

    "No, you tw*t, you've got it wrong
    it wasn't watching mum
    it was when I sh*gged your missus
    and she stunk of sweat and rum"


    Haha you fool, that wasn't mum,
    'twas daddy in a frock,
    he loves his rum and like you loves
    *.

    [Edited by: admin5]
     
  8. tomplum

    tomplum Active Member

    cluntie you're a witty one.
    you got paintence and time.
    but you stupid mother
    you're supposed to make it rhyme.
     
  9. sooyar

    sooyar New Member

    No,No I poked your missus
    your dad just took the cash
    but after I had finished
    he said he'd have a bash

    She didn't even make him pay
    cos all that she could see
    was he was twice the man you are
    though he was eighty three
     
  10. ª¹

    ª¹ New Member

    My dad said "83", yeah,
    but that was just a gag,
    to test that you'd be sick enough
    to bone some dying hag.

    You proved it well, you sicko perv,
    you humped her poodle too,
    I wouldn't be at all suprised
    if you boned your goldfish too.
     
  11. ª¹

    ª¹ New Member

    Two toos too.
     
  12. sooyar

    sooyar New Member

    You're mother was a go'er though
    but she really should have knew
    that *** that orang utan
    would make an ugly ** like you

    But don't let that upset you
    your future looks quite rosie
    in chester zoo or whipsnade
    they'll make you very cosy

    (I see why you like kumquats though)

    [Edited by: admin5]
     
  13. ª¹

    ª¹ New Member

    I bet you know all the bestest zoos
    for letching animals' ringoes
    So what's yer 'flava', zoophile man,
    seals, owls or dingos?
     
  14. sooyar

    sooyar New Member

    Wots up faceache, do you feel alone,
    are you looking for some tips?
    on some unsuspecting animals
    where you can lose your pips

    Cos, if you are, I'll tell you now
    you're wasting your own time
    for even though they're in a cage
    they'll run away from slime

    But, don't despair, I've got a plan
    to help you lose your cherry.
    It's an organ grinder's monkey
    but you might get berry berry
     
  15. sooyar

    sooyar New Member

    I get the organ grinder.
     
  16. ª¹

    ª¹ New Member

    I realise why you love me
    and hang on to every word,
    it's cos you wanna mount me,
    coat your pecker with some ****.

    Well off you piddle, pervo man,
    I'm shacked up with a hippo,
    besides, it's slightly fussy
    and would never do a gippo.
     
  17. sooyar

    sooyar New Member

    That's no way to talk about your wife
    you disrespectful ****
    before you came into her life
    she was a champion *

    [Edited by: admin5]
     
  18. sooyar

    sooyar New Member

    bed
    bllx
    bye
     
  19. the was a young elf that liked to run
    he was made of leather

    he ran elferleather
     
  20. ª¹

    ª¹ New Member

    I like a good goblin meself.
     

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice