poems

Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by tomplum, Sep 10, 2007.

  1. sooyar

    sooyar New Member

    hoy ****** i say that

    END OF THREAD

    now 4k off

    Neither did that.

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  2. sooyar

    sooyar New Member

    E
    ND
    O
    F
    T
    HR
    E
    AD
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    That was just sh*te.
     
  3. sooyar

    sooyar New Member

    End of thread,

    *.

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  4. tomplum

    tomplum Active Member

    i see your point mr sooyar man
    to put this babe to bed
    in ryhme and poets way.
    its now, THE END OT THREAD<
     
  5. ª¹

    ª¹ New Member

    The end 'ot' thread is typical,
    of the morons' work in here,
    a lack of education is
    all too ***** clear.

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  6. el diablo

    el diablo New Member

    my nik is el diablo
    i have a great big **
    but when the beast is unleashed
    out comes a rolled up sock

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  7. tomplum

    tomplum Active Member

    listen turnip face, its not my fault
    i thought i'd made that clear.
    its the system that let me down
    so fork off out of here.
     
  8. ª¹

    ª¹ New Member

    'turnip face'? you cheeky get,
    I think you'll find I'm not,
    unlike your own fat ugly mug
    that drips with * and snot.

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  9. tomplum

    tomplum Active Member

    come an snot its not you cad,
    i'm clean and slim and shaven
    you're the reader of the sport
    whos never daily bathin.
     
  10. Mr GrimNasty

    Mr GrimNasty Active Member

    As the Bandoleer of my Kris, my Gypsy Queen and I hearby decree that the next outsider to post on this thread with be cursed with my Gaje tongue. Be warned: "May your male chickens wither; poetic justice indeed.
     
  11. ª¹

    ª¹ New Member

    "i'm clean and slim and shaven"

    Your mug is what I wrote about
    you stupid bleedin' fool,
    Now sod off back to what you love
    and whack your unwashed tool.
     
  12. tomplum

    tomplum Active Member

    the curse of kandy is on you.
    you turnip featured ***
    you'll turn to stone this day
    or o shall eat my cat,

    but wait i think its all gone wrong
    the squire has shown his card
    he might be me thats cursed
    i can feel someting going hard

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  13. ª¹

    ª¹ New Member

    The only hard thing that you own
    is your wilting dried-up brain,
    now off you pop you boring twonk
    you're just an effing pain.

    The only curse bestowed on me
    would make you turn bright green,
    it's long and hard and beautiful
    like nothing you have seen.

    The girls that have it scream with joy,
    especially when I'm drunk,
    cos I screw on and on and on
    and they get loads of sp*nk
     
  14. tomplum

    tomplum Active Member

    you're the twonk, you peanut brain
    you're thick as two short planks
    your never off the puter
    exept between your ***

    get a life go out some more
    stop giving me obuse
    or i'll come round there and slap you daft.
    unless you call a truce.

    TURNIP HEAD,

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  15. Mr GrimNasty

    Mr GrimNasty Active Member

    My fault, should have thought it through. No point threatening a stubby pencil dick with a cock(erel) reduction spell. Less of nothing is still nothing.
     
  16. tomplum

    tomplum Active Member

    you been at the sherry kandy??,
     
  17. ª¹

    ª¹ New Member

    The day I call a truce I die,
    cos <u>I'm</u> the ***** man,
    Now off you piddle, ickle boy
    come back when you're at least old enough to drive a van.

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  18. tomplum

    tomplum Active Member

    you changed your face but not your brain
    because you have'nt got one.
    you're still a turnip head to me
    cos your brains total none
     
  19. ª¹

    ª¹ New Member

    "cos your brains total none "

    How many you got, plumber boy,
    eight, or twenty four?
    Cos either way, you thick, fat twonk,
    you could do with eighty more.
     
  20. Mr GrimNasty

    Mr GrimNasty Active Member

    must be time for your nappy change a1
     

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