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Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by tomplum, Sep 10, 2007.

  1. sooyar

    sooyar New Member

    admin5 is a stinky poo poo head
    with his finger on the trigger
    can't wait to delete all my posts
    he mus think i'm a not very nice person.
     
  2. ª¹

    ª¹ New Member

    You <u>are</u> a stinky poo poo head,
    In fact your worse than that,
    If I were admin and had the power,
    You'd vanish forever, you tw@.
     
  3. sooyar

    sooyar New Member

    and I thought we were mates.
     
  4. ª¹

    ª¹ New Member

    and I thought we were mates.
     
  5. sooyar

    sooyar New Member

    Ah, the sweetest love affairs are often born of hatred.
     
  6. ª¹

    ª¹ New Member

    They surely are my little friend,
    I've taken off my sock,
    and guess what's coming, yup, that's right,
    you can suck my cock-a-leekie flavoured lollipop.
     
  7. ª¹

    ª¹ New Member

    I reckon 5 minutes, perhaps 6. ;)
     
  8. sooyar

    sooyar New Member

    There's a few on here who would suck your 'pop,'
    If they could get a look in.
    But they'd never prise it from the a*se
    of that poodle that you're ****.

    (sorry for the tardiness, things to do)

    [Edited by: admin5]
     
  9. ª¹

    ª¹ New Member

    Welcome back, you weak-assed twonk,
    I knew that you'd succumb,
    and guess what rhymes with that, that's right,
    sucthis, sucthat, succomb.
     
  10. ª¹

    ª¹ New Member

  11. sooyar

    sooyar New Member

    o=u

    What's cumb then? Don't say it's your cumberland sausage cos DA said you've only got a cocktail one.
     
  12. ª¹

    ª¹ New Member

    "His ** is like one huge aligator's tail" is more like it.

    [Edited by: admin5]
     
  13. plastic bertrand

    plastic bertrand Active Member

    lets not forget ole bertie
    the plastic man from toon.
    he likes a newkie brown or two
    i'd like one with him soon.

    I'd have a drink with you tomplum,
    We'll drink until I'm fat,
    I wouldn't drink with DA tho',
    cos he's a **** *.

    [Edited by: admin5]
     
  14. ª¹

    ª¹ New Member

    I'd like to watch you getting on
    as Cupid's ale takes over
    Cos knowing what I do 'bout you,
    You'll both be banging Rover

    Placker's dog is 'Rover',
    *.
    *
    And so does Rover, too.

    [Edited by: admin5]
     
  15. plastic bertrand

    plastic bertrand Active Member

    My doggie isn't Rover,
    he's actually called Flint,
    so when I get me hands on him,
    am gonna chin that **** Clint

    [Edited by: admin5]
     
  16. tomplum

    tomplum Active Member

    i hav'nt got a dog,
    no one to sniff my bits.
    so the 4uk up turnip head
    you're getting on my fits.

    f=t,
     
  17. sooyar

    sooyar New Member

    Hey you two leave clint alone,
    he's got nothing wrong I'm sure.
    That a sudden fatal illness
    wouldn't definitely cure.
     
  18. sooyar

    sooyar New Member

    Anyway, the ** a dwarf
    and if you hurt him it would irk,
    with panto season coming up
    if you put him out of work.

    [Edited by: admin5]
     
  19. Tommy_Saxondale

    Tommy_Saxondale New Member

    *

    [Edited by: admin5]
     

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