Problem clocking birds...

Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by Jay20VT, Sep 7, 2009.

  1. Jay20VT

    Jay20VT New Member

    Married myself but cannot stop looking at fit birds and thiking about all the dirty stuff I wanna do to them, never cheated and dont want to but I think I have a problem as I just love looking at fit birds... HELP!!!
     
  2. tomplum

    tomplum Active Member

    don't worry jay, its quite common,do you take photo's? some others draw them and impersonate their singing, bill oddie is famous for doing it,no help required, you're almost normal :)
     
  3. Removed 4

    Removed 4 New Member

    Married myself......

    Why did you marry yourself, dear? Couldn't you wait for Mr Right to turn up?


    Lucia x
     
  4. Jay20VT

    Jay20VT New Member

    your right, should have married my right hand. Anyway thanks for telling me I am normal.
     
  5. Dinnae worry Jay. I often sit in my garden and watch the birds go by and think, "I'ld love to give that bird a reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet good stuffing".
     
  6. joinerjohn

    joinerjohn New Member

    Scientists have now discovered that after one year of married life, women develop Dyson syndrome....
    They start making an awful whining noise , and dont suck anymore. :)
     
  7. ponty01.

    ponty01. New Member

    women dont need men, just a rabbit or an 1800 rpm spin dryer
     
  8. ponty01.

    ponty01. New Member

    ponty will be offering me his bunny next!! :^O
     

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