Married myself but cannot stop looking at fit birds and thiking about all the dirty stuff I wanna do to them, never cheated and dont want to but I think I have a problem as I just love looking at fit birds... HELP!!!
don't worry jay, its quite common,do you take photo's? some others draw them and impersonate their singing, bill oddie is famous for doing it,no help required, you're almost normal
Married myself...... Why did you marry yourself, dear? Couldn't you wait for Mr Right to turn up? Lucia x
Dinnae worry Jay. I often sit in my garden and watch the birds go by and think, "I'ld love to give that bird a reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet good stuffing".
Scientists have now discovered that after one year of married life, women develop Dyson syndrome.... They start making an awful whining noise , and dont suck anymore.