Quiet on here tonight..............

Discussion in 'Just Talk' started by Astramax, Aug 15, 2019.

  1. Astramax

    Astramax Well-Known Member

    Lets all join hands and contact the living. :eek:
     
  2. gas monkey

    gas monkey Well-Known Member

    hello mr a one for you check out my post tar
     
  3. Heat

    Heat Well-Known Member

    Knock once for no and twice for yes....
     
  4. Astramax

    Astramax Well-Known Member

    Reply is once and maybe twice if your are lucky!
     
  5. koolpc

    koolpc Well-Known Member

    Woof?
     
  6. Heat

    Heat Well-Known Member

    Can we all try to contact those that have long passed away?
    Chippie? Knock twice if you hear us?

    :p
     
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  7. Astramax

    Astramax Well-Known Member

    AlvyChippie knock three times on the ceiling!
     
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  8. sospan

    sospan Well-Known Member

    That must the first time in history that an older person has complained about it being quiet :D

    Don't worry we will soon get some of the usual favourites

    "I was walking down the road and saw asbestos, will I die ?"
    or
    "I want to build a shed base and it is too far for a concrete mixer"
    or
    "I am going to knock a wall down in my house, do I need a RSJ"
    or
    "I want to buy an 18v drill"

    or my personal favourite

    " My builder has done a job, can you advise me on what to complain about so I don't have to pay him"
     
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  9. robertpstubbs

    robertpstubbs Well-Known Member

    What about “how do I wire my garage for a shower etc”?
     
  10. sospan

    sospan Well-Known Member

    :D

    I forgot the other one - " I have a damp patch on my wall - where is it coming from "
     
  11. Joe the Plumber

    Joe the Plumber Active Member

    Tonight's making up for last night!
     
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  12. Astramax

    Astramax Well-Known Member

    Thought I was the cynical one on the forum, can't compete with that deluge! therefore top marks for effort :D
     
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  13. sospan

    sospan Well-Known Member

    Well I was close
    "I was walking down the road and saw asbestos, will I die ?" - We got an Asbestos thread :)
    or
    "I want to build a shed base and it is too far for a concrete mixer"
    or
    "I am going to knock a wall down in my house, do I need a RSJ"
    or
    "I want to buy an 18v drill" - We got a drill thread :)

    " My builder has done a job, can you advise me on what to complain about so I don't have to pay him" and we got one of these :)

    " I have a damp patch on my wall - where is it coming from " we got a damp thread :)
     
  14. Harry Stottle

    Harry Stottle Active Member

    Our postman said "You do have a long drive". I said "Well, if it was shorter it wouldn't reach the house"
     
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  15. Heat

    Heat Well-Known Member

    Tell him you will move your entrance gate closer to your house to give him less to walk.
    :p
     
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  16. Astramax

    Astramax Well-Known Member

    Slow again tonight, Sunday night is 'Silent Night'.......ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
     
  17. sospan

    sospan Well-Known Member

    don't tell me - you miss the trolls o_O
     
  18. Astramax

    Astramax Well-Known Member

    He's on Trolliday.
     
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  19. sospan

    sospan Well-Known Member

    Oh dear ....
     
  20. Astramax

    Astramax Well-Known Member

    .....you asked!:D
     

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