I remember a long time ago when i was a keen fisherman, I bought a brolly and after that it never rained for ages,,you could try that
I don't know how to stop it. But I know how to start it. I get our lass to hang some washing out. I can guarantee that it will start to rain within ten minutes... It's a bit like how do you make traffic lights change... Start to light a cig and they will change when you are almost lit...
By ecky, the sun's come out, I think I'll go for a walk to the pub and see if Edwin Lash is in there, he owes me a pint from the time back in 1972 when I helped him mend his back gate, but he's been avoiding me ever since.
Thanks Miss Pickle, that sounds a good idea. Only problem is that Jacob doesn't know where it is, maybe Tom knows.
Plumberboy you have the prize of everybody knowing what a gentleman you are you will sleep well tonight all is fair in love and war pb