Raining

Maybe there's an alien invasion and they're taking the clever and funny.







That's me safe then.

 

I miss them though still got you though for a while.

 

Oh no I don't, I think I've got you sussed,

 

Oh really enlighten me.

 

Until your bored and I'm just another body on the scrap heap.

 

On a public forum, behave.

 

Pretty much! Its a cruel world darling

 

But "don't you cry" tonight phil

 

7 Ex Mr pickles, some to become no 8.

 

Very good.


You forgot the next line though.

 

its a cyber world, no one is real,,,,,,,,,unless they make videos and show them selves,,and who would daft enough to do that

 

7????? Christ that was before I was 20

 

and if they did, is it real or smoke n mirrors

 

Too true Mr plum!!!!
He looks darn mighty fine on a bike though tomps hard toooo resist.

 

I wouldn't know but know a man who does, I think he comes from Wigan way.

 

Could you possibly play us "I'm a believer" tom great song that

 

Who looks good on a bike??????

 

Well I saw her face now I'm a believer!
Not a trace, of doubt in my mind

Haha!

 

oooh, I think you did it. Trying to make Phil jealous seems to have worked.

Still, you wouldn't want to go for me, my best chat up line is,

"Have you got a rash on your upper thigh?"

"No I haven't," replies the girl.

Rubbing my unshaven chin, I say, "Would you like one?"

Ooops