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Raining
- Thread starter Harry Stottle
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miss pickle
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Errrm
that person on the bike. You know!!! That fit bloke! That ohhh err wasn't you???
It was you 
wasn't it?
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Phil the Paver
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Phil the Paver
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Errrm
Oh yer, I forgot I posted a pic of me on the bike, thought I'd just posted pics of them.
Fit.
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Phil the Paver
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oooh, I think you did it. Trying to make Phil jealous seems to have worked.
Still, you wouldn't want to go for me, my best chat up line is,
"Have you got a rash on your upper thigh?"
"No I haven't," replies the girl.
Rubbing my unshaven chin, I say, "Would you like one?"
Ooops
Me jealous, don't make me laugh.
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miss pickle
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oooh, I think you did it. Trying to make Phil jealous seems to have worked.
Still, you wouldn't want to go for me, my best chat up line is,
"Have you got a rash on your upper thigh?"
"No I haven't," replies the girl.
Rubbing my unshaven chin, I say, "Would you like one?"
Ooops
Phil!!!!! Kindly take this man to one side and show him how its done
Get back to me after training Andy
And pay attention! Phil is a master
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Mr. Handyandy
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Phil!!!!! Kindly take this man to one side and show him how its done
Get back to me after training Andy
And pay attention! Phil is a master
Training? You mean i should shave?
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Phil the Paver
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Phil the Paver
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Right Miss P, I'm leaving you in the capable hands of my apprentice, I'm up at 5.30.
Nighty night.
Nighty night.
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miss pickle
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Oh god absolutely!!! I hate beards with a passion
can't stand them! Oh christ I wouldn't entertain a bloke who couldn't be asred to shave Perhaps those cavemen wouldn't be up my street after all
I don't want non of that suited and booted stuff mind
just a real man. Well, for a short while, you know. 
Life is short time is money ha! Joke Pete I'm not advertising keep your wig on
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miss pickle
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miss pickle
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No bedtime song
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Phil the Paver
Guest
Oh god absolutely!!! I hate beards with a passion
Perhaps those cavemen wouldn't be up my street after all
I don't want non of that suited and booted stuff mind
I'll get me coat.
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miss pickle
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Fine!!!! I will make my own music
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miss pickle
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Phil the Paver
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Fine!!!! I will make my own music
Ok ok, not a song, but a very talented young lady.
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miss pickle
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Lol yeah I got one of them! Her dad is a lead guitarist
shut your eyes and you'd think my ex was Clapton. I can prove that too Lead guitarist in billy no mates. He will be on you tube somewhere. One of their songs was in a Helena Bonham carter movie. I'm still skint
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Phil the Paver
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One for RY.
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Phil the Paver
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miss pickle
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One for RY.
I was listening to this today
your guns n roses led me to it on you tube!