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I just thought I would put this up as I think some will find it interesting. I am just sat in the sun pondering about how great I am and it dawned on me, how do I know just how great I am. So I compared myself to people who are considered great. I think professor Stephen Hawkins is as close as you can get to me. Who do you think that you compare to? Dead or Alive.
 
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I think you might be the Martin Luther King of DIY websites Bright :)

Or maybe the Gracie Fields - keeping our spirits up LOL

The country is full of depressed souls today. It's not come home and no-one wants to crack a smile:(
 
No it's not, there are millions who could not care less about football and millions more like me, who absolutely hate it.
I was just being sympathetic Arrow. I'm not a football fan myself, but grew up in a house full of them - I think that's what put me off! 3 male relatives behaving as though the cat had died for a week after a lost match LOL
It's been nice, how the country has been happy and together for a few weeks in hopeful anticipation - shame it couldn't continue.
 
Have you considered the Orange Man himself? Yes, I speak of the one and only Donald J Trump. After all, you are both modest, self-effacing individuals with no history of boastful behaviour or hyperbole. You are both men of means, you are both admired by your peers, I suspect that, like Trump, you have one more than one occasion said “you’re fired” to some slacker or other. And let’s not forget that Donald had his brush (literally) with a bullet, while you has your brush with a Leopard in the Serengeti.
 
Have you considered the Orange Man himself? Yes, I speak of the one and only Donald J Trump. After all, you are both modest, self-effacing individuals with no history of boastful behaviour or hyperbole. You are both men of means, you are both admired by your peers, I suspect that, like Trump, you have one more than one occasion said “you’re fired” to some slacker or other. And let’s not forget that Donald had his brush (literally) with a bullet, while you has your brush with a Leopard in the Serengeti.
OMG Actually yes that is all just me isnt it, I think you have described me to a tea.
 
I was just being sympathetic Arrow. I'm not a football fan myself, but grew up in a house full of them - I think that's what put me off! 3 male relatives behaving as though the cat had died for a week after a lost match LOL
It's been nice, how the country has been happy and together for a few weeks in hopeful anticipation - shame it couldn't continue.
Dam right Carol, I do feel as though I could lift the countrys spirits and put a smile on everyones face. I look for no recognition in doing this as I feel it is a duty. People need me and I always deliver.
 
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