Whats the most you have stolen in one visit ? The boys will be round later today... They make break more than a pencil or two.. :O
Borrowed 2 pens from Peterborough when it first opened Black Bic ones and it still has a coffee machine !!!!!!
If you ask the kind lady on the pick up desk I am sure she will recognize you as "in need" or "care in the community" and give you some to play with ? Saves you futively hanging round waiting for the window of opportunity to commit your heinous crime. lol
I like to steel a handful of pens from barclays when I'm paying in cheques. get my moneys worth. got loads now, keeps the staples bills down, keeps the the bank-manager happy .
I also take a disproportionate number of napkins and salt/pepper from Mc donalds every morning to re stock my van.
Right after reading this thread i am not at all happy about some of our members stealing PENCILS from stores You have all been noted and will all be recieving an email about this offence. STEALING ANYTHING FROM ANYBODY WETHER IT BE PENCILS, COFFEE, BOOKS, CABLE IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE. Each and EVERY member in this thread who has stolen pencils will be getting charged to their accounts. BE WARNED!!!! :O
We are all obviously missing a "business opportunity" here. I really must remember to remind myself not to forget to look out for the chance of stealing items worth 2p which will probably leak into a tool vest worth £50. If anyone is really that desperate, give me a bell and I will send you, free of charge, a decent Pilot pen for your personal use.
Maybe not all the trade counters are the same. My local has hundreds of small pencils in pockets for the customers to fill in the picking forms with. I take a couple when i visit, but i see people taking handfulls at a time. One chippy i know has a competition with his mate to see who can pinch the most. His record is 113 in one go !!! When i have a go at him his reply is 'its not stealing, there to take, so i do' The Enfield branch drinks machine hasn't worked for 6 months now.